Mason NEEDS this, Pistons, after all you've put him through
I know right?
HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW STRAIGHT I AM AND DEDICATED TO MICHIGAN!
Well, it's not like there are slim pickings at UM...
My wife is a UM graduate, but if she had graduated from any number of other schools I would have been fine. The issue tends to be with the attitude of the alumni, not the actual individual - there are quite a few UM people I could never see myself marrying in a million years because of their attitude, while I have met some great Spartans and Buckeyes who would make great spouses because they are down-to-earth, nice people.
(wife walks in)
That said, UM girls rock!
I hate to admit it but there are comparatively few hot girls at UofM. My GF went there, and I got lucky snagging one of the few hot ones, but on the whole they are not nearly as hot as girls at MSU, Western, Central. I've never been to OSU so I can't fairly make that comparison but when it comes to looks alone I think Michigan comes up short. This is based on looks alone, though.
comparatively there are many more nerds at UofM than those other schools. The hot girls at UofM are definitely attainable for any guy who isn't socially inept.
Also, because UofM girls aren't into the whole "tanning every day" fad, they don't usually look like crispy garbage upon graduation.
it's a pleasant filter being at UofM because you know they won't be as dumb as a nut
Overall, great girl. Attractive, but not entirely smart with world events. Her fandom is really not that intense. She hates Michigan because that is what she was suppose to do at OSU. She even admits that OSU, despite their recent success, still envy Michigan in its entirety. Overall, her fandom is not that annoying.
With that, I still don't know if I will marry her because she is a Buckeye.
plus the first time i had sex with my wife i had my michigan shirt on to let her know how its gonna be!
Get the urge to punch a random dude wearing OSU gear... I of course do so very successfully in my mind... So I guess what better way to punish an OSU woman than making her deal with all my nastiness. I can be pretty gross.
Always ask on your 1st date(getting to know them) "Would we raise kids Buckeyes or Wolverines?"
If they were to say "Buckeyes" leave.
If they were to say "I don't care." Make your kid a Wolverine fan at the earliest stage, so they don't get the bandwaggoner OSU disease.