and put my phone on vibrate all the time.
if these stupid hypothetical OSU questions would stop.
I couldn't agree more, hypothetically.
Seriously, it's getting pretty old, and it's lame.
Would you EVER think it was not lame to post a stupid hypothetical OSU thread?
Enough.
If someone is dumb enough to pay me when:
A) I can put it on vibrate,
B) I can change it as soon as his back is turned, and
C) I can sing alternate lyrics as it's playing and cheese him off anyway...?
Sure, bring it on.
Great post brah. We really needed it
I concur...please make these hypothetical OSU threads stop...marriage was novel and produced some humor...working at died a quick practical death...this one...
How long did it take you to come up with that one? You don't need to post just to post.
If the stipulation were that you'd bang Megan Fox with it on?
These OSU questions are stupid.
So your asking anyone if they want your sloppy seconds?
if someone had pictures of me with a goat...and that would never happen since I'm not a FFA or 4-H alum.
that is all
OT: Would you ever create a post that contains a hypothetical question about ohio state?
Maybe this is the new em0, instead of random depth chart threads its random Ohio St. threads. Just a thought.
He also gave himself a +1.
he's smart enough,
and the rest.
do you mean tuttles?
Since I can't even recognize their shitty fight song, it wouldn't bother me too much.
Not sure I would know it if I heard it. They have a song?
March 21st, 2010 at 10:05 PM ^
Not sure about the words, but I'm pretty sure the music is the theme to the Beverly Hillbillies, or something close.
They pay my cell bill for life (which NEVER FUCKING seems to come close to what it is supposed to be)--and I'll have OSU's fight song tattooed on my ass as well.
Yes, only because it was also my (Michigan) high school fight song, and I can still play that melody on the trumpet, while drunk, blindfolded, and banging your slutty sister who is in the color guard.
If I had a friend who was a total asshole, I would set the OSU ringtone for when he calls me up. Then when my Michigan friends look at me funny, I can tell them "I reserved this song so I can tell the biggest jerk I know is calling."
If I had a friend who was a total asshole, I'd seriously reconsider my friend choices.
March 21st, 2010 at 10:32 PM ^
You are worthy of the coat of arms in your avatar.
I LOL'd.
Yes, but only if it was for enough money that would somehow allow me to obliterate the city of Columbus off the face of the planet.
this is a long offseason.
not.
If, hypothetically, one were to have an OSU-fan friend, it would be encouraged to "borrow" their phone and change their ringtone to The Victors...
if the payment was substantial and the ringtone was only for a person i disliked
Do they even have a fight song? All I know is that they have an unnatural fascination with the dotted "i" in Ohio. There's a song attached to that?
Strangely enough, they have TWO fight songs...
My high school's fight song is a rip of of theirs, so maybe.
Under no circumstance. You sir, are out of your gourd.
Just joking... I went to Glenn and our fight song was set to the OSU tune. I always hated that, but what are you going to do. Hmmmm, maybe a better man would have refused to sing on principle.
Some things are worse than poverty.
March 21st, 2010 at 10:30 PM ^
Never.
I'd learn to live without a phone again.
Besides, why on earth would use their fight song to replace OURS???
March 22nd, 2010 at 10:23 AM ^
1) My nephew, who is a student at OSU, would have his ringtone set to the Victors. He would get a lot more grief, being in Columbus on campus, than I would get being in suburban Chicago.
2) Pay all out of state tuition, room, board, transportation, and fees for my three children to attend Michigan. I would suffer the OSU fight song for that. (the sacrifices we make for our children.)
3) A cool million? yes.
However, I too am tired of these OSU/MSU/ND threads. My fault for clicking in, I just need to say no.