OT-Worst possible name for a kicker?
Blew that kick.
I've tried blew-itt and ble-witt both fail.
Shanky McShank
Dudley Shanksright
John Kickrightsky
Freshmayne Gibbons.
never forget.
....but someone should try to confirm whether or not anyone recruited Chip Widewright or Shane Kleft. Of course, there is always University Of Vermont kicker Long Ding too.
Scott Norwood?
was Mr. Shank. True story.
I'm sure I'm not the only one on Mgoblog who had Mr. Karr for Driver's Ed.
Fuck Yes. That guy was awesome. He had a joke I'll always remember about feeling bad for kids referenced in the 'slow children' signs. Zach Galifinakis has a similar bit in his standup.
Gerry Thomas & Dan Mowery
Sir Shanksalot
S. Hank Apotomus Jr.
Rough
Misty Uprights.
Ray Finkle.
It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
....and a clean pair of shorts
Mr. Left
Wade Wright
Wy. D. Lefft.
There it is...
GRAMMATICA in it!!
Craig Shank, Jim Hooker, Marcus Short and Zeno Puller.
If I were a coach and saw these names trying out for my team as a kicker or punter it would be an automatic cut.
Garrett Rivas.
Burrito shirt.
South Carolina had a kicker named succup a few years ago.
I think he was Mr. Irrelevant in the draft.
Gary Ballsogna
Northwestern had a little-used kick returner a few years ago named Nathan Shanks. Now if only he were a kicker...
I thought that was one of the people Craig James killed.
September 2nd, 2013 at 9:13 PM ^
I didn't expect a RS freshman, even a highly-touted one, to be so efficient in his first road start.