OT-Worst possible name for a kicker?

36 posts / 0 new
Login or register to post comments
Last post
July 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
#1
Bad MotherHoker
Bad MotherHoker's picture
Joined: 06/05/2011
MGoPoints: 972
OT-Worst possible name for a kicker?
According to a source Pitt just signed this kicker. Is this the worst possible name for a kicker? http://kohlskicking.com/profile/chris-blewitt/6838/

"The goal, the expectation of this program is the Big Ten Championship"

Top
Tags:

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
July 4th, 2012 at 4:27 PM | (No subject) (Score:3 Normal)
TheLastHoke
TheLastHoke's picture
Joined: 08/06/2008
MGoPoints: 3118

HOKEAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD

Formerly, TheLastProphet

July 4th, 2012 at 4:28 PM | I've tried blew-itt and (Score:2)
htownwolverine
htownwolverine's picture
Joined: 09/02/2009
MGoPoints: 3361

I've tried blew-itt and ble-witt both fail.

Who is Jon Falk?
July 4th, 2012 at 4:30 PM | Shanky McShank (Score:5 Normal)
JBE
JBE's picture
Joined: 08/18/2008
MGoPoints: 8341

Shanky McShank

Sent From My Commodore 64

July 4th, 2012 at 4:31 PM | Dudley Shanksright (Score:5 Normal)
exmtroj
exmtroj's picture
Joined: 10/24/2008
MGoPoints: 2211

Dudley Shanksright

 

 

"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch"

July 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM | John Kickrightsky (Score:3 Normal)
redwhiteandmaize
Joined: 02/04/2012
MGoPoints: 1025

John Kickrightsky

"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."

July 4th, 2012 at 4:42 PM | never forget.  (Score:5 Normal)
TheJoker
TheJoker's picture
Joined: 09/01/2011
MGoPoints: 60

never forget. 

Why so serious? -Me

Alternatively:

"U Mad Bro?"

July 4th, 2012 at 5:17 PM | This Should Be Researched... (Score:2)
LSAClassOf2000
LSAClassOf2000's picture
Joined: 01/07/2011
MGoPoints: 8709

....but someone should try to confirm whether or not anyone recruited Chip Widewright or Shane Kleft. Of course, there is always University Of Vermont kicker Long Ding too. 

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3

July 4th, 2012 at 4:44 PM | Scott Norwood? (Score:5 Normal)
BeileinBuddy
BeileinBuddy's picture
Joined: 11/11/2009
MGoPoints: 756

Scott Norwood?

North Campus' resident Sport Management major
Michigan Concrete Canoe Team - http://umich.edu/~concanoe

July 4th, 2012 at 4:45 PM | My high school golf coach (Score:5 Normal)
ShruteBeetFarms
Joined: 09/25/2010
MGoPoints: 1527

was Mr. Shank. True story. 

"I'm not a vegetarian b/c I love animals. I'm a vegetarian b/c I hate plants"

July 4th, 2012 at 5:37 PM | Driver's Ed teacher (Score:2)
acnumber1
acnumber1's picture
Joined: 10/19/2009
MGoPoints: 2653

I'm sure I'm not the only one on Mgoblog who had Mr. Karr for Driver's Ed.

5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!

Touchdown Billy Taylor!

Touchdown Billy Taylor!

July 4th, 2012 at 7:15 PM | Fuck Yes. That guy was (Score:2)
MattisonMan
MattisonMan's picture
Joined: 01/29/2010
MGoPoints: 1196

Fuck Yes. That guy was awesome. He had a joke I'll always remember about feeling bad for kids referenced in the 'slow children' signs. Zach Galifinakis has a similar bit in his standup.

-Hail-
 
July 4th, 2012 at 4:53 PM | Gerry Thomas & Dan Mowery (Score:1)
Bad MotherHoker
Bad MotherHoker's picture
Joined: 06/05/2011
MGoPoints: 972

Gerry Thomas & Dan Mowery

"The goal, the expectation of this program is the Big Ten Championship"

July 4th, 2012 at 5:08 PM | How about (Score:2)
Brian of Ohio- ...
Brian of Ohio- Yes. that Brian of Ohio's picture
Joined: 08/15/2010
MGoPoints: 38

Sir Shanksalot

In a glass case of Emotion.

July 4th, 2012 at 5:25 PM | Hi, my name is.. (Score:3 Normal)
Dizzo
Joined: 08/15/2010
MGoPoints: 314

S. Hank Apotomus Jr. 

 

 

July 4th, 2012 at 5:27 PM | Rough (Score:1)
coldnjl
Joined: 12/31/2009
MGoPoints: 2427

Rough

July 4th, 2012 at 5:33 PM | Girl kicker (Score:3 Informative)
Hobbes217
Joined: 01/05/2012
MGoPoints: 188

Misty Uprights.

July 4th, 2012 at 5:54 PM | Ray Finkle. (Score:5 Normal)
NFG
NFG's picture
Joined: 04/24/2012
MGoPoints: 2136

Ray Finkle.

July 4th, 2012 at 6:15 PM | It was all that Dan Marino's (Score:3 Normal)
Space Coyote
Space Coyote's picture
Joined: 06/18/2009
MGoPoints: 4364

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

4/23/13 - Denard Robinson's NFL Future, Part II

July 4th, 2012 at 8:48 PM | HI! I'm looking for Ray Finkle (Score:2)
pdgoblue25
pdgoblue25's picture
Joined: 03/03/2010
MGoPoints: 2635

....and a clean pair of shorts

Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"

July 4th, 2012 at 6:01 PM | Best Name: (Score:1)
Cope
Joined: 10/07/2010
MGoPoints: 1059

Ace

A Journey of Father and Son
http://mysonsfirstbible.blogspot.com/2013/05/15-things-you-may-have-miss...

July 4th, 2012 at 6:03 PM | Mr. Left (Score:3 Normal)
AA2Denver
AA2Denver's picture
Joined: 02/01/2011
MGoPoints: 396

Mr. Left

-----------------

Screw Lance.

July 4th, 2012 at 6:17 PM | Worst realistic name for a kicker: (Score:3 Normal)
jhender85
jhender85's picture
Joined: 10/25/2008
MGoPoints: 1382

Wade Wright

July 4th, 2012 at 6:29 PM | Wy. D. Lefft. (Score:1)
JimBobTressel
JimBobTressel's picture
Joined: 11/28/2010
MGoPoints: 32

Wy. D. Lefft.

ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up? 

Michigan = NBA Family U

July 4th, 2012 at 7:16 PM | Seth Broekhuizen (Score:3 Funny)
SpreadGuru
SpreadGuru's picture
Joined: 10/17/2008
MGoPoints: 1106

There it is...

"Forty-two Big Ten Championships!"

July 4th, 2012 at 8:25 PM | Four offered... (Score:2)
VAWolverine
Joined: 11/06/2008
MGoPoints: 1783

Craig Shank, Jim Hooker, Marcus Short and Zeno Puller.

If I were a coach and saw these names trying out for my team as a kicker or punter it would be an automatic cut.

July 4th, 2012 at 9:06 PM | Garrett Rivas. (Score:4 Normal)
WichitanWolverine
WichitanWolverine's picture
Joined: 09/30/2009
MGoPoints: 18

Garrett Rivas.

July 4th, 2012 at 9:10 PM | Burrito shirt. (Score:2)
Bombadil
Bombadil's picture
Joined: 01/22/2011
MGoPoints: 688

Burrito shirt.

July 4th, 2012 at 11:10 PM | South Carolina had a kicker (Score:1)
ThadMattasagoblin
ThadMattasagoblin's picture
Joined: 08/24/2011
MGoPoints: 2680

South Carolina had a kicker named succup a few years ago.

903 wins most in college football

July 4th, 2012 at 11:16 PM | I think he was Mr. Irrelevant (Score:3 Normal)
Elmer
Elmer's picture
Joined: 04/22/2011
MGoPoints: 2101

I think he was Mr. Irrelevant in the draft.

July 5th, 2012 at 10:43 AM | Gary Ballsogna (Score:2)
Schembo
Schembo's picture
Joined: 01/06/2011
MGoPoints: 913

Gary Ballsogna

July 5th, 2012 at 10:43 AM | Shanks (Score:3 Normal)
whitedawg
Joined: 07/08/2008
MGoPoints: 693

Northwestern had a little-used kick returner a few years ago named Nathan Shanks.  Now if only he were a kicker...

July 5th, 2012 at 12:16 PM | It's a kicker AND a he? (Score:2 Normal)
M-Wolverine
M-Wolverine's picture
Joined: 10/04/2009
MGoPoints: 38747

I thought that was one of the people Craig James killed.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

Theme provided by Roopletheme; sidebars adapted from Chris Murphy.