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August 6th, 2010 at 10:26 PM
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OT - Worst Beer

Okay, there's all this stuff out there re: Rich Rod, the Quarterbacks, the NCAA, the Defense...  So I've been tipping back a few of my favorite brews, and I got to thinking - "back when I didn't have any money, what was the worst beer I spent my money on?".  The short answer is "too many", the longer answer goes like this...

I'm a 1982 high school grad so these beers are dated, but still suck.  In no particular order, here are the beers my buddies and I drank to get a buzz:  Goebel, Milwaukee's Best, Buckhorn, Hamm's and Schlitz.

So what's your worst beer?  Happy Friday Night!

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
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Miller High Life.  You can't

Miller High Life.  You can't even play beer pong with that shit because the head never goes down and it's nasty from top to bottom.  Our beer of choice was Southpaw.  $30/keg.  I did the math one time and it works out to like 11 cents a can.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
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Stroh's

In high school, we'd go out and get beer on the weekends and watch Hockey Night in Canada on CBC.  All my buddies would drink Miller High Life and I'd always get two quarts of Stroh's.  They thought I was a "snob", but I always thought that Miller tasted like piss.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:27 PM
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Stroh's

Stroh's is my favorite of the cheaper beers.  Agreed on High Life being awful

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:32 PM
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My head never goes down either, and it's nasty from top to bottom, but it still works.

Just ask my wife.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:00 AM
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Never goes down?  You're

Never goes down?  You're supposed to call your doctor after 4 hours.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
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Awful

Red dog.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
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Does N/A count?

Because O'Douls sucks ass.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
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Damn, beat me to it

Although I've gotta say Busch N/A might be even worse.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
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there's a non alcoholic

there's a non alcoholic busch? that has to be awful normal busch is already really bad

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
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You would be amazed how many

You would be amazed how many different types of NA are out there.  We had NA in all the dining halls in Iraq so that people could still have a beer with their dinner if they wanted to.  It tasted like anus though, so I elected to avoid it.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
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that makes me sad

that makes me sad

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August 7th, 2010 at 6:45 AM
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God bless your heart

God bless your heart

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
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Pshhh male bonding.  It's not

Pshhh male bonding.  It's not gay if your boots are on.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
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Kaliber

When the wife was pregnant with the first, we drank Kaliber N/A.  I think it was made by Guiness, but after the first two, you knew you drinking flavored water.  We switched to O'Douls with the second pregnancy and, I agree, that stuff sucked.  I'd support my wife by drinking an O'Douls at home with her and then I'd head out with the boys and slam one or two real beers before going home.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
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No way, man.  I drank 9 Old

No way, man.  I drank 9 Old Styles before going to a Cubs game once.  I can't tell you very much about the game, but here's my point: Old Style is really fucking good.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
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Golden Olde

Good call - forgot about that one.  Loved the ads but  couldn't stand the gas.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:28 PM
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Agreed!

I love Chicago.........but Old Style tastes like shit. Chicago homers will defend it,  but sorry, it just sucks.

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August 8th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
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Old Style and Mil.'s Best

Old Style is just awful. Last Cubs game I went to I had one and followed it with a Becks my friend brought down for me. Compared to Old Style that Becks tasted like the necter of the gods. If a beer makes Becks taste delicious by comparison, you know it is truly awful.

Also, if I recall correctly my friends used to get $1 pitchers of Mil.'s Best at Mitch's. I wouldn't drink it. You've got to really hate a beer to pass up $1 pitchers.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
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Definitely Hoegaarden.  If I

Definitely Hoegaarden.  If I wanted it to taste like Christmas came in my f'ing mouth, I'd befriend a mall Santa.  I drink all beers, from Natty to the most Indian of IPA's... and the only one I would turn down at this point in my life is a damned Hoegaarden...

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August 8th, 2010 at 2:26 PM
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You'd take a Natty over a

You'd take a Natty over a Hoegaarden?  What?

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
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Worst beer I have ever

Worst beer I have ever tasted. Ugh. Its just beyond disgusting Even if it free, I think I'd rather pay to get a beer thats actually good, like Yuengling. Now theres a beer for ya!

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:58 AM
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Couldn't agree more.  Every

Couldn't agree more.  Every other case of Natty Ice tastes like burnt rubber.  Now that I'm out of school I'll never drink it again - even if it is free.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
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Grolsch. 

Grolsch. 

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
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Boo. I like Grolsch.

Boo. I like Grolsch.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
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Bud Select 55 is absolutely

Bud Select 55 is absolutely disgusting.

I walked into my buddy's place the other day and he handed me an already-poured beer, so of course I accepted.  After taking a couple of sips, then seeing the empty bottle on the counter, I knew why he handed it to me without giving me a chance to respond.  I think someone left it at his place after a party, but either way, that stuff is fucking terrible.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
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hey, beer man

Red White and Blue was the worst back in the day. It was considered the cheap version of Pabst Blue Ribbon - which to me wasn't something you'd call good to begin with.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
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Are you from the UP by any chance?

The only time I ever had Red White & Blue, that's where I was.  It was a  long time ago--I think I was about 14 or 15 years old when I had it, and I'm 35 now.

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August 7th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
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Nope, suburgan Detroit

But it was Warren, which is about as refined as da UP

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
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Beast Light is beyond

Beast Light is beyond terrible.  My first time I visited UM after graduating, I played a game of beer pong with it and puked in my mouth when the other team made their first cup.

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:46 AM
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Beast Light was what my

Beast Light was what my fraternity bought all the time for parties when I was in school and I actually got used to it but it had to be cold to be tolerable.  Then Campus Corner thought they were doing us a favor and brought in Beast Light Special Reserve because it was cheaper and then they didn't carry Beast Light so to stay in our budget we had to go with the Special Reserve and it was so bad.  . 

Beast Light Special Reserve was the worst beer I have ever tasted.  I went down to Campus Corner and told them this and they switched back to Beast Light. 

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
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Good ol' Joe would do

Good ol' Joe would do anything for his fraternity customers;  I miss buying from that guy.  I suppose special reserve does take the cake, but I had forgotten about it.  Regardless, both are vomit-inducing when warm.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
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Milwaukee's Best

Milwaukee's Best Ice....Nothing more to say.  The Beast Ice is horrendous.

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August 8th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
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Under NO circumstances should

Under NO circumstances should anyone ever play beer pong with this stuff.  It should be illegal.  

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August 9th, 2010 at 2:13 PM
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In college...

Should you? No.

Do you? Yes.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
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Big Jug Beer.  It came in a gallon jug with a screw off top.  Supposedly Cincinnati’s finest.  Managed to scrounge up $1.79 for it.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:48 PM
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Olde English 800 High Gravity

Olde English 800 High Gravity

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
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If we're including malt

If we're including malt liquors, Country Club has to be in the running.  It's like drinking shame.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
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Is anyone a fan of that lime

Is anyone a fan of that lime flavored beer? The Bud Light Lime and Miller Chill? I always thought that was a nasty tasting beer, but of course I've got a pair of balls so that might deter me from liking them...

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
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No

If I see anyone buy that shit I lose respect for them.  If you want that type of beer, buy some Corona or Modelo or something.  Don't fuck around with ersatz Budweiser Mexican beer.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
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Flavored beer?  You might as

Flavored beer?  You might as well just drink the smirnoff ice with all the other women.

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August 12th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
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Psssh Smirnoff

Get someone a Zima if they can't drink a decent tasting beer!

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
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Huber Beer

You can drink a whole six and not even get a slight buzz. Unbelievable shit!! Worst beer I have ever tasted

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
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That's my pick too

Back when I was an undergrad, my friends and I always got the shit Primo (at Blue Front) was trying to unload for cheap.  We had some nasty ass shit--Arctic Ice, Algonquin, Schlitz Ice...  But the absolute worst, by far, was Huber.  I still have nightmares about drinking Huber.  Made Schlitz Ice taste like Belgium's finest.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
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PBR blows. Or schlitz. It's

PBR blows. Or schlitz. It's tough to even choke one of these things down.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
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Call me crazy

But I quite like PBR, despite the fact that I know it's a shitty beer.  I used to live within walking distance of a place that had $3 pitchers six days a week.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:33 PM
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It won the blue ribbon

It has to be good to finish in first place.

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I agree, there's a reason

I agree, there's a reason it's got a blue ribbon.  In the cheap swill category it's definitely one of the best.

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
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I really like PBR and the

I really like PBR and the Schlitz everyone knows of over the past 20 years has changed.  Schlitz went back to the formula that they used when the beer was very popular and good.  I had a new Schlitz a year ago and it was actually pretty good.  So if you see Schlitz in bottles pick up a 6 pack and try it.  It is better than it used to be.

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August 7th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
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Count me in as a fan of the PBR...

....but is has to be ridiculously cold.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
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I cannot Keystone Light.

I cannot stand Keystone Light. Makes me burpy.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
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Touche

Good call - forgot about that one.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:03 AM
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It's like Coors Light, only

It's like Coors Light, only even skunkier!

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:04 AM
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Good memories from High School

30 stones were 12.99 including tax and deposit, but yeah that is one shitty beer

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August 9th, 2010 at 1:52 PM
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I actually enjoy me some

I actually enjoy me some Keystone.  Maybe because I am still in college.

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August 10th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
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Seconded

A 30 pack of stones was my go-to in college

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
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IMHE

It would have to be Red White and Blue Light. When my roommates and I didn't have any money, we'd drink Red White and Blue Beer. Then, one of my roommates decided he need to watch his weight, and went out to buy the light version. Regular was nearly undrinkable. Light stretched the definition of "beer" beyond reasonable limits.

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August 6th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
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Growling Gator Lager . . .

Growling Gator Lager . . . about $5 a case when I was in school.  Gave you terrible swamp gas.

Black Label.

Anything at a microbrewery in Utah.  Some of it tastes all right, but none of it is stronger than 3.2.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
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Harley Davidson & Natty Bo

My dad tried to drink every beer in the world and would often get a six pack drink one and leave the rest for us kids to steal. He had a 5 pack of Harley Davidson which i think was worse then motor oil (maybe it was and the quarters game lasted to long).

The next awful beer was National Bohemian out of Maryland and i think it was made from the silt of the Chesapeake. Just awful, but very cheap to buy a case in college.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
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Camo Ice

I couldn't even beer bong it. Never a good idea. As a broke freshman, I knew it wasn't worth it.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:19 PM
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Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Apparently this stuff is big in Wisconsin...someone gave me a 12 pack of various "flavors" last year. Horrible.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:57 PM
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TAKE IT BACK.  That stuff is

TAKE IT BACK.  That stuff is good as hell.  That and Leinenkugel's Nut Brown, and come to think of it please don't tell your inner 12-year-old I like my Nut Brown.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:19 AM
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You're calling ANYTHING

from Leinenkugel's a "Worst" beer? I'm not so big on the lemon in the Summer Shandy myself, but the ber itself is anything but bad. One of the best commonly available brewers in the nation.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:52 AM
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Shandy

There's nothing like a shandy on a hot day.  My vote for bad beer is Beer Thirty.

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August 9th, 2010 at 1:54 PM
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Cosigned

Beer thirty is awful.  I thought it was a joke when I was handed one.

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:22 PM
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Shame on you

There is no such thing as a bad Leinenkugel beer.

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August 8th, 2010 at 2:31 PM
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You must love you some Berry

You must love you some Berry Weiss then.

Leine's is not the worst brewer and I do tend to enjoy the occasional nut brown or amber, but people, really, summer shandy is lemonade beer infused with skittles.  It's fine to defend the brewery, but the beer is subpar compared to their other offerings.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:23 PM
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Did anyone ever drink Crazy Horse malt liquor?

I never tried it.  I'll admit--I was chicken.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:34 PM
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You mean crazy stallion? I've

You mean crazy stallion? I've had it. It's not the worst malt liquor I've ever had.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:27 AM
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Crazy horse

I believe crazy horse is made y the same brewer as crazy stallion. Both are top notch beers.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:36 PM
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Rolling Rock

.......tastes like a keg that was left out in the summer heat for 5 weeks. It may be the oldest brewery, but that doesn't mean its any good.

Other horrible beers besides Rolling Rock:

1. Old Style (see my other reply)

2. Natural Light........its cheap for a reason

3. Black Label beer.........pretty sure you can't find this anymore and there is a reason for this.

4. little kings......yuck

5. any malt liquor......was made to get people drunk who don't know any better

6. Anything "Ice" including Icehouse....it may get you drunk but it tastes like shit.

 

***BTW my favorite "Stock" beer is Sam Adams, solid as it gets...................not to say that there are numerous other good beers out there, but that is my "go to" beer.

***I am 33 now, so my tastes have changed considerably over the past 10 years and I think age definetly affects how you rank you best/worst.

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:34 AM
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Cosigned

On the Sam Adams. Its probably not my favorite beer, or even what I'd label The Best. But, man, it's quality and goodness are as consistent as an atomic clock.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:39 PM
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common, everyday beers

Not talking about cheap shit, but stuff offered at gatherings in normal, every day life.

Michelob Ultra and Bud 55.  I drink one and I instantly hate America. 

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:40 PM
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This has got to be the worst, right? I mean, it has clams in it

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
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Winner

Winner

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
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Steele Reserve...?

Back when I was in high school and thought 40s were cool

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August 9th, 2010 at 1:57 PM
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Nay

I might just be the only man alive who legitimately likes Steel Reserve.  Though I do prefer the 24 oz. cans.

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August 6th, 2010 at 11:51 PM
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I know a number of people who

I know a number of people who like Old Rasputin but I, personally, am of the bent to imagine it is what used motor oil would taste if I ever cared to sample it.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:06 AM
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Dixie Beer

"Your horse has diabetes."

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:15 AM
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Natty and Keystone

don't bother me. They are water. Well, that's not BAD. I like water. So long as they're cold, eh. When I think of a bad beer, I mean a bad beer.

I don't care for Stella Artois at all. Bought a six when it was becoming "popular", drank one, and left the rest to waste in the heat all summer till I just tossed them.

I also think Labatt's sucks harder than my shop vac, but I'll bet I'm in the minority.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:18 AM
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Easy

Well not so easy, High Life or Keystone. 

 

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:23 AM
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Icehouse

Worst beer ever made.

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:55 AM
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If you want..

... a good cerveza get victoria or pacifico clara.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:32 AM
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I'll drink almost anything,

I'll drink almost anything, but MGD is off the table.  I think they must have wet, diseased dogs swimming in the kegs.  Vile stuff.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:51 AM
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Agree. MGD is shit.

One that compairs to the shittiness of MGD is Steel Reserve. If the two mated and gave birth, the nasty creation would be called Bud Ice.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:47 AM
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Wild Blue

Wild Blue, the blueberry lager from Anheuser Busch, just awful. Tastes like blueberry juice mixed with vinegar and dog vomit

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:54 AM
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Falstaff

"It's not a beer, it's a Falstaff."

 

 

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:03 AM
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Genesee

Genesee Ice

 

/thread

 

Seriously.....I'll bet if anybody on this board had a Genesee Ice, it would be the hands down winner (or loser). 

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:44 AM
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Yes, a thousand times yes. I

Yes, a thousand times yes. I had never seen it before and it was a little cheaper than the rest of the cheap beers. I thought to myself 'how much worse could it actually be?' I just had no idea they made beer that tasted that awful.

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August 7th, 2010 at 6:20 AM
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The Devil

Yes sir,

      Way back in the 90's machine my buddy was coming home from Army boot camp and I was working as a maintenance man at a apartment complex(sorry,no Log Jamming stories). I was telling one of the old guy tenets about my buddy and he gives me this case of beer (Genesee cream ale???). Yadda, yadda, yadda, after floating a couple of kegs we break into the Genesee and.... To the people of this board, I've sailed the seven seas, I've drank a lot for our country, Genessee, Worst.Beer.Ever.

      I don't know about this Genesee Ice, but it must be for S&M people for some weird savagery.

 

      Also a moment of silence for Strohs, good old De-Troit beer RIP my old friend. Victoria's Bitter (Australian) is also the best mass produced beer I've ever had besides Guinness.  

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August 7th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
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100% agree

The commercial calls genny light the "great tasting, affordable beer". Which is funny, because in most circles the tase of dirty socks is not considered all that great.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:15 PM
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/thred is EXACTLY right

Just moved out to Pittsburgh and my buddies came down from Michigan for my bachelor party.  They stopped in Ohio on the way and picked up a case of "Genny Light".  11.99 for a 30 pack should have tipped them off.  I would love to paint the picture of the taste of that monstrosity, but they don't make words to describe its awfulness.

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:36 PM
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as a college student ... taste is relative to price

so i love jenny light as long as it is cold ... its chuggable and your paying 30-40 cents a beer and its even better if you get a keg ... its the ultimate get drunk on beer for cheap

and as this thread goes, i want everyone to man up, if someone gives you a beer, you drink it regardless of its name ... its still beer

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:09 AM
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Worst Beer Ever.
 I would not wish anyone to only have this available to them. AB made a huge flop when this beer came out.

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:14 AM
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Oh thats bad!

Oh thats bad!

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:31 AM
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Yes it is a plastic blow up display.

I couldn't find a better photo. I was friends with an AB salesperson and he gave me a 6 pack to try. After a few drinks i poured the rest out and threw the remaining 5 away. Just a nasty after taste that would turn even a drunk off. Well maybe not a drunk from East Lansing.

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August 7th, 2010 at 11:38 AM
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Agreed

Haha...I'm glad I took the time to see if anyone had posted this one yet. I've had many of the beers on this list and been okay with most of them, but this one is by far the worst. I took one sip of this several years ago and that was the last one I ever had. I thought I was drinking the hand soap from a gas station bathroom!

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:20 AM
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Samuel Adams

I'm sorry if it's a favorite with any of you but I can not stand the taste of this beer at all. I'll go for Natty, Miler light anyday, Bud Light, Coors, Becks, Budweiser and Molson but I can't drink Samuel Adams.

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August 7th, 2010 at 4:34 AM
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so, from 1-10

so, from 1-10, list your favorite wine coolers

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August 7th, 2010 at 8:18 AM
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Samuel Adams

I'm sure Ben Franklin and pals would beg to differ if they were still around.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
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Do you watch Nascar?  I would

Do you watch Nascar?  I would put money on it.

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August 7th, 2010 at 11:10 PM
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What sorority do you belong

What sorority do you belong to?

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:47 AM
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I was partying a few years

I was partying a few years back being college students everyone drinks natty, keystone etc.  Well being drunk my friend and I found the most interesting beer ever.  American Light.  Never heard of it never have seen it in stores, and could taste how shitty it was even after the point where all beers taste the same.

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August 7th, 2010 at 2:02 AM
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My choice

Red Dog.  I was hammered and went to a frat party with my friends in my freshmen year.  That's the only beer that they had which is weird, but I guess it's because I got there so late.  When I first tried it, it tasted so bad that I didn't want to take any more sip after that.  Even when I'm drunk, it taste like shit.

Old Milwaukee is close second.

 

Funny, I don't mind PBR, Keystone, Miller, Natty and other cheap beers.  I guess it's different taste for different people.

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August 7th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
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I

I remember Red Dog, kinda had a wood plank taste to it My opinion on worst beer goes to Pabst Blue Ribbon.

.

Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer Can Diversion Safe

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August 7th, 2010 at 2:17 AM
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Old Milky

nuff said

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August 7th, 2010 at 2:16 AM
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My Wife and I

Just drank a few La Fin Du Monde's tonight while on the town in KC.  "The End of the World," brewed in Montreal, may be the finest beer in North America.

So you're forcing me to do a 180.  I drank quite a few 40 Oz'ers of that fine French beer, Goe-bel's, back in the day.

The worst beer is stale beer.  But it was free.  So I drank that, too.

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August 7th, 2010 at 2:56 AM
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cheap

Bud Select 55, MGD 64, and Keystone Light are terrible.  They're not offensive tasting, because they're basically water.  They're the best beers for going to the bathroom a lot and not having a good time.

As for worst tasting, I'm going to have to go with Leinenkugel's sunset wheat.  It tastes like fruity pebbles.

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:10 AM
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Natty and Keystone=

Blech

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:11 AM
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Steel Reserve. Thread over.

Never ride the 211 train.

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:29 AM
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Worst ever:

Keystone (not keystone light)
Red dog
And my personal least favorite beer:
Milwaukees best light special reserve... That shot was like 10 dollars for.a 30 with bottle deposit (or so said the shitty frat that gave it to me).

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:41 PM
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again

i dont get how any beer that is bought by someone else and given to you can be called bad ....

 

ITS FREE BEER ... one of  my favorite things in the world

 

that being said i wouldnt spend my money on it

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:50 AM
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Hands down...

... Hamms beer, that is pure skunk. The bar by me does a 9 dollar hamms special all you can drink, ive never seen anyone drink more than 10. Take a miller light and leave it outside to get warm, than put it in the fridge. Do that about 5 more times and you have a stale nasty skunk beer that still is better than hamms. It's 9 bucks for 30 if you think you can handle it.

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August 7th, 2010 at 6:34 AM
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GA worst beer ever list

Genesse Cream ale (as mention above)

Rainier (they sold the first 36 pack?)

Malt Liquer: St Ides, King Cobra.

Good bad beers:

Natty

Old make me wake funny

the Beast family

Busch

Mickeys

PBR

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August 7th, 2010 at 8:22 AM
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Many outstanding nominations

Many of which I have not tried (nor do I want to).  My personal worst is Tusker Lager from Kenya.  It tastes like the smell of the zoo.

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August 7th, 2010 at 8:35 AM
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easy call for me

Blatz

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August 7th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
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An old joke

Old-y but good-y from our friends Down Un-dah ....

"American beer is like sex in a canoe: its f-cking near water."

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August 7th, 2010 at 8:39 AM
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MGoLiteral
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A beer that is 120 proof

A beer that is 120 proof can't be that great, right?

http://www.vancouversun.com/life/Dutch+brewer+claims+world+strongest+bee...

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August 7th, 2010 at 8:58 AM
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Steel Reserve 40

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_Reserve

It was $1.79, including deposit in the late '90s when I was at M, and I drank a lot of it. 1.5 bottles and you're done.

I tried it again about a year ago and it's horrible.

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:03 AM
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lets not forget Old Frothingslosh

pink can, overweight swimsuit models from the 1920's on the can, and the slogan:     "the pale, stale ale with the foam on the bottom"

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:13 AM
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js10
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Goats' Breath.  Found this

Goats' Breath.  Found this beauty at a drive thru in Kentucky about 10 years ago.

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:44 AM
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Maize n Blue
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Agreed

My top 4 Worst

1. Milwaukee's Best

2. Miller High Life

3. Keystone

4. Red Dog

I do enjoy PBR because of Charleys specials, but that's about it.

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:45 AM
#123
VAWolverine
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Schlitz...

rhymes with shits.

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:48 AM
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Hemlock Philosopher
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I was Homebrewing

and missed this fun thread.  My older brother was three classes ahead of us at Michigan, so he was our go-to man until our 21st.  Never ask an older sibling to "get whatever they want" because the result is usually several quarts of Blatz.  That swill tasted like it was made with well water  and fermented in a rusty drum.  

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August 7th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
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Maize and Blue in OH
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Hudepohl

Hudy Delight Light Beer is the worst.  Just another bad product from the State of Ohio.

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:32 PM
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befuggled
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The Hudepohl brewery made/makes Sam Adams

Hudepohl started out doing it through contract brewing, and sometime in the nineties Jim Koch and crew bought the brewery.

I agree with you about Hudy Delight, though. Awful stuff.

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August 7th, 2010 at 9:53 PM
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Finally, someone nails it.

Hudy Delight tastes like something that only eats shit crawled into the vats and died. There is absolutely no worse beverage (let alone beer) ever produced by anyone anywhere. I actually threw away 20 cans out of a 24 can case when I bought it.

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August 7th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
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e.go.blue
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Miller High Life...played BP

Miller High Life...played BP with it last weekend and felt sick the rest of the night. Never had that with any beer before in my life...never gonna drink that again.

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August 7th, 2010 at 12:27 PM
#129
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As an undergraduate during the summer of 1981, me and

a few others sub-leased a house on Arch Street which we called the pit. A very frugal guy sub-leased the enclosed front porch(!) for about $25 a month. His beer of choice was Drewry's, which, as I recall, sold for $4 a case.

I bought one bottle from him; worse beer ever.

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August 7th, 2010 at 1:27 PM
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Tuborg

Not sure where it's from, but it's popular in Qatar.  13% though.

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:35 PM
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Denmark

But since Carlsberg bought them, they brew it throughout Europe now.  I know they brew it at  Baltkia in St Pete for example.

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August 9th, 2010 at 2:06 PM
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It's the beer of Danish

It's the beer of Danish kings.

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August 7th, 2010 at 2:05 PM
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worst beer

The worst beer I had to drink was Michelob Ultra Dragonfruit Peach beer.  A few friends we had were girls and they insisted on only drinking that beer when they played beer pong. Unfortunately any left over were also used as punishment for the loser of an NCAA '08 game. My friends, it is terrible.

Also, I tried a gluten free beer once.  I can't remember the name of it but it was disgusting.

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:37 PM
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macaster
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I completed

an International Field Study for my MBA in Russia this summer, they sell 3 litters of what they claim is beer.  While it is very cheap, under $3, it has a taste similar to what I would expect from cat urine. 

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
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Coors Light

You might as well piss in your mouth.

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:39 PM
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Camo.

This ^^^^ is the worst beer I've ever had, and I've had just about everything else in the thread.

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August 7th, 2010 at 3:42 PM
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Freshmen year in South Quad,

Freshmen year in South Quad, myself and a few others had very little money for beer.  Goebel was too rich for our blood, if that gives you any indication.

Kroger had a special on Beer.  No name beer.  It had a white label with red trim with big bold black letters that simply read BEER.  It was $6 or $7 for a case, if I recall.  It sucked.  But we didn't care.

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August 7th, 2010 at 4:51 PM
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If you go to Super Liquor IV

If you go to Super Liquor IV (badass name) on State, you can also buy "Gin" and "Vodka".  

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August 7th, 2010 at 11:44 PM
#139
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I'll say Old Style Light...

I'll say Old Style Light... Being from Chicago, I make my friends try it when they visit just to see their faces.  Also Red Dog is awful.  Schmitt's Gay is pretty terrible too.  Sorry in advance.

Time to start drinking.

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August 8th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
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Cave Creek Chili Beer.  Just

Cave Creek Chili Beer.  Just ghastly.

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August 8th, 2010 at 1:05 PM
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Surprisingly enough

My least favorite beer comes from one of my favorite brewers, Sam Adams. I usually love the stuff, especially the seasonals and other limited editions, but Cranberry Lambic (found only in the holiday seasonal pack I believe) is simply terrible. So terrible that I ended up pouring it down the drain after half a bottle. That has never happened before or since, as I consider it a sin to waste beer, but that was just foul.

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August 8th, 2010 at 1:35 PM
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Their cherry beer isn't very good either

Tastes like cough syrup.

And I like fruit beers. I love a good kriek, or a beer like New Glarus' Belgian Red.

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August 9th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
#143
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Worst:  Red

Worst:  Red Dog

Best "worst" beer:  Milwaukee's Best Light -- stuff isn't terrible.

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August 9th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
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agreed

Red Dog is the worst.

Best "worst" beer is Old Milwaukee.

Out of all the cheap light beers (30s), the best has to be BUSCHHHHH LIGHT

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August 9th, 2010 at 2:00 PM
#145
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Coors Light

Maybe it's not the absolute worst beer in the world...but I did punch a guy in the arm for getting a pitcher of it when it was his turn.

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August 9th, 2010 at 2:07 PM
#146
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After reading through the whole thread

I think I've figured some things out.

#1: If you would actually prefer a "can of bud" or something to just about any craft brewer, or even a big name micro brewer like Sam Adams, you're not allowed to vote. I'm not saying you can't like Bud, which isn't bad stuff at all, just can't actually prefer it given a straight up choice.

#2: If a beer is flavored (lemon, cherry, lime, etcetera) and you don't like the flavor, that's fine, but that's not a bad beer. That's just you not liking the flavor. A bad beer is the kind that the whole thing tastes like dog crap smells or makes you wake up feeling like your skeleton has holes in it or something.

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August 9th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
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befuggled
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The quality of the beer depends on how the beer is flavored

Fruit can be added as either fresh fruit or as a syrup, which can include artificial flavors. While a bad brewer can ruin anything, syrups are the the most likely to be used in bad beer. Fresh fruit can be heavenly, although I've had some decent beers which used syrup.

One of the worst beers I've had was the Cherry Rail Lager, which may have used fresh cherries. Honestly, it was so bad it was hard to tell. Vile, vile stuff. (The sad thing is that the owner is a friend of a friend.)

Beer itself has a long history of flavoring additives of many types, including spices, fruit, herbs, flowers, twigs and of course hops.

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August 11th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
#148
MaizeOasis210
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Miller

Any kind warm, doesn't matter, it is all disgusting warm

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August 11th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
#149
Jim Harbaugh Sc...
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The absolute worst

Milwaukee's Special Reserve Ice.

Makes Beast seem like a good drink.

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August 11th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
#150
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Worst Beer Ever

Worst beer I've ever had -- which makes it pretty damned bad! -- is Beer 30 Light

It's made mostly from corn adjuncts, and therefore tastes much like bad soda (which is made from corn syrup)

As I imbibed this disgrace to beveragedom, I could hardly tell I was drinking beer. Afterwards, I had a Stroh's --yes, a Stroh's-- and it tasted like the nectar of the gods in comparison. Just sayin'

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August 11th, 2010 at 11:35 PM
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Jim Harbaugh Sc...
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Never seen that

where did you find it?

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August 12th, 2010 at 1:41 AM
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Ernis
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There's a cold place in hell...

But in all seriousness, I've only seen it at certain gas stations in northern MI. I'll bet it's common throughout Ohio and the South.

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August 12th, 2010 at 1:51 AM
#153
Chunks the Hobo
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Mickey's

Wide mouths or 40 oz. of goodness.  Or 64 oz. if you could find them.

 

I'm a connoisseur, you know.

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August 12th, 2010 at 4:29 PM
#154
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Lets just say....

There was a time in my life when I thought beer such as Red Dog, Icehouse, and Honey Brown were premium options.

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August 12th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
#155
stmccoy
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Lacrosse

Lacrosse brand beer is revolting.  I have drank a lot of cheap, garbage beer but Lacrosse is the worst by far.  Nothing else I have encountered since even come close.

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August 12th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
#156
Bosch
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A buddy of mine worked for

Miller Distributing and there was some sort of promotional event at Rick's when Steel Reserve came out. That was the one and only time I had it. I choked it down because, you know, I couldn't afford to throw out beer back then. And, of course, it got exponentially worse the warmer it got. The high alcohol content was not worth the punishment of the palate.

Edit:  I know for a fact that I hit the post reply button.  This was in response to someone who voted for Steel Reserve.

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