A bear walked into a super market in Wisconsin and decided to hang out for about an hour in the liquor department.
OT: Wisconsin bears are just better.
A furry thing walks into a Wisconsin supermarket's beer cooler. Then refuses to leave. And ultimately police have to tranquilize it.
How could they be certain it wasn't a U-W student?
That's easy: the bear could read.
he is rushing Lambda Chi.
How many Wisconsin alumni does it take to chase a bear out of a liquor store?
Two. One to chase the bear, and one to talk about how sweet Ron Dayne was.
I actually lol'd. or l'd ol, I guess.
anyone remember that choosy bear in Washington State?
They're everywhere, and they're after our microbrews. I'm beginning to think Colbert's paranoia is justified.
enriching our beer. It's just a dirty trick we learned from the North Koreans anyway.
What kind of bear is best?
love Leinenkugel's. It's that simple.
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