Wink Martindale has been named the new DC for the Denver Broncos. Teams will dress in halloween costumes for games involving the Broncos. Opponents will now have the option of choosing door 1, 2, or 3 on first down. They will then be allowed to trade their result for one of the remaining doors. One will likely result in a 13 yard pass play for a first down, while the other has a high likelihood of having a billy-goat.
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