Cindy Crosby isn't in Claude Lemieux territory yet, but he has definite potential. I submit these facts to a candid world: Zetterberg: 23:32, 2 goals, 1 assist, 5 shots, +2. Crosby: 20:22, 0 goals, 0 assists, 3 shots, -2. Pwned like a n00b. Jimmy Howard has performed the ritual 'go fight someone to bring the team together for a long playoff run' (even though he just facewashed Crosby, but that's okay because Howard is about Crosby's size, so obviously Crosby wouldn't fight him) made famous by Vernie and Ozzie.
If I were the sound man at the Joe, every time he hits the ice I'd play the "Hello, Sidney" line from Scream. It has that perfect balance of contempt and murderous intent. Hmm, now that I think of it, Sidney Crosby does kinda look like Neve Campbell. Totallylookslike.com, here I come!