here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Nice move by Vrbata. 3-2
Argh. Good fake. Can't blame Howard on that one. Better than their lucky-as-shit goals earlier.
Yeah Howard had no shot on that. Really annoying how crappy the Wings penalty kill has been this series.
Big hit by Homer on Hanzal, and Wings PP coming.
Awwwww Kronwall with the rebound goal on the PP
20 seconds to a goal. Tied at 3.
Boom. Kronwall'd. 3-3
Kronwall with the snipe.
WHERE'S YOUR HOWLING SOUND EFFECT NOW???
What's more annoying: the Coyotes howl sound? or the Penn State lion roar?
But only because I only hate the Coyotes a couple of times a year. I hate Penn State on a regular basis.
Their goals are ugly and cheap. Our goals are attractive and tasteful.
Ya gotta get it up, or you're not going to score. - Mickey Redmond.
That's what she said!
Phoenix did their best Slap Shot impression for the first three game, and now they'dre complaining about Detroit playing physical.
It seems that sometimes you've gotta punch the bully in the mouth.
And you feel shame. But then you get free.
Hudler was offside and they called it good, then Jov timed that attack perfectly onside and they called it off. What a welcome change from the officials
HOLY BIG GIANT CLAM
HOLY KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
What the H is an indian rubber ball, Mick?
India rubber is natural rubber.
Just tried to start a fight with the cage.
That was a hell of a power play even though we didn't score
I can't believe Yandle kept up with Helm there
Yeah, I thought Helm was in. But he could have made it harder for Yandle by keeping it on his backhand a little longer.
Would I be out of line to say that once Lidstrom and Drapes retire that Helm could possibly get the other A.
Not out of line. He's been really impressive for a while, just unsung.
Versus just put up a graphic stating that the Coyotes/Jets franchise has lost 12 consecutive playoff series. Ouch.
I will never forget 16 degrees Celsius is 61 degrees Fahrenheit now.
Anybody catch the announcer saying Hitler instead of Hudler.
Don't make a Reich
On VS I think he said "Hidler"... He corrected himself very quickly. Pretty embarassing slip.
And I thought I heard him say "rebound in the crease, and Howard Goebbels up the loose puck"
Today (yesterday, 4/20, I guess) is Hitler's birthday
I've been away from the TV for three hours, and I've been re-reading the live blog to get the feel of the game back in my mind. I have the feeling the commentators had a pretty spectacular "moment" at this point in the broadcast.
Delay of game.
For those of you on Versus, Mickey just called Draper Chuck Norris
How did that go in???
Disgusting goal from the corner, standing on the goal line
"Impossible angle" is one of those phrases that NHL announcers shouldn't use anymore
It shows a disregard for even the most basic axioms of three-dimensional geometry.