OT: Why MC Hammer won't make a new album and other stupid thoughts

1. He's not famous anymore.  See also the "MC Hammer: Behind the Music" - its one of the better episodes.
2. I'm too old to have hipster friends.  My friends post pictures of their kids.  You choose.
3. I predict you'll settle for cereal.

Get a job?

I appreciate your honest and forthright headline- these are indeed stupid thoughts.  No one can claim they were misled; only deadened, slightly. 

dope on the floor and magic on the mike. 

http://www.kingdomofloathing.com

enjoy

In Ferris Bueller's Day Off, when he speaks with Sloane Peterson and says his little bit about "between grief and nothing . . . I'll take grief."  I had always found that part odd, I mean, I'd prefer a neutral feeling over a negative one.  But with this "all your negs are belong to me" thread, I can tell you're choosing feeling something over nothing.  Whatever that something may be.  As someone who is currently stuck in a rut of existential angst, I fully appreciate what you are doing. 

FWIW, I agree with CRISPed.  Go with cereal.  Then at some point later today,  you can go nuts with debaucherous intake and you'll have more endurance.  The last thing you want to do is pass out before noon.

Oh good I'm not the only one annoyed by those hipster "like if you remember this! "pages that keep popping up. I report every single one I see. I see myself like Eric Cartman rounding up all the hippies, except I'm sure nothing happens when I report them.

I thought Hammer was busy managing MMA fighters and an Internet venture or two, or at least that's what I heard last. I also thought he released some new tracks last year, but music certainly doesn't seem to be the focus anymore. I think he owned (maybe still does) a Thoroughbred stable too. I have to say, the man keeps himself engaged somehow.

They can never take that away from you.

A. Those pants were never cool, and even if they were, you would have had to been asleep for like 20 years to have just realized they were no longer cool.

B. Hammer's biggest hit is just a rip off from Rick James's "Super Freak"

C. Those pants were never cool, and even if they were, you would have had to been asleep for like 20 years to have just awakened and realized they were no longer cool.

(This is not a repeat of A.  You're just high and think it's a repeat.)

You think you're bored? This is my second post with a cat picture on the day and it's not even noon.

*sigh* offseason sucks.

played at the pistons / raptors game

he played the half time show

sang can't touch this and 2 legit to quit

looked sweaty and confused

And DL some apps or some shit, son. Draw something app perhaps.

how can you troll a post that is specifically geared for trolling? 

THESE QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED

MC had a very unique sound for the time it came out.  He used to come to the club I bounced at when I was in grad school in Socal.  Nice guy, low key, and in case you couldn't tell, a little tiny fella.  And at the time, my, he had some hotties with him. 

As for your breakfast, I recommend exercise and then something with protein.  That same club I worked at in grad school had too many people that were into your proposed alkaline breakfast spread.  They were a mess then, and I can only imagine the pathetic shape they are in now...

Go Blue.