The rich get richer
I'd be so busy rubbing $100 bills on my dick I wouldn't have time to get on MGoBlogl
Gross.
You should see what he does with twenties
A word of advice: be sure to use bills that are old and worn in.
If you use crisp new ones, the paper cuts are going to be horrible.
from experience, I hope.
*checks lottery site*
*checks ticket*
*checks credit union account*
*realizes that number won't change until payday*
*feels sad, logs out*
To make sure the money didn't go to waste I bought a few bags of cheetos.
I did! I'm buying all the 5-star talent my money can buy. Should be a good few years to be a Michigan fan, until the shit hits the fan!
Not this time. But about 6 or 7 years ago, I won $10K in the Mega Millions drawing. One more number and it would've been $192M. That plagued my first waking thoughts every morning for about a month until I got over it. But $10K was sure nice. I screamed. A lot.
If you have a statistics PhD you can be struck by lightning multiple times ;)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023514/Joan-R-Ginther-won-lott…
I only buy them when the jackpot gets up there... at least $100M. But yeah, I still buy them. Can't win if you don't play, right?