Which One of You In Michigan Won The Mega Millions?
And are you sharing with your MGOFriends?
I did, and I'm donating all of it to Mgoblog.
The rich get richer
Don't you mean the Lord Grantham Mgoblog?
This is a perfect segue to Brandon bashing. I'm sure someone will take it from here...
As I was typing that I realized how true it is. I would ask how many days to football season but then we would talk about who is wearing that number and if it's deserved.
Brandon once ordered a plane to do skywriting over East Lansing. Skywriting requires blue skies.
I like this blog, but if I won the lottery, it would be a long time before I was wasting time on here when I could be spending that dough!
I'd be so busy rubbing $100 bills on my dick I wouldn't have time to get on MGoBlogl
You should see what he does with twenties
A word of advice: be sure to use bills that are old and worn in.
If you use crisp new ones, the paper cuts are going to be horrible.
from experience, I hope.
*checks lottery site*
*checks credit union account*
*realizes that number won't change until payday*
*feels sad, logs out*
But that's nothing that a simple "accio winning lottery ticket" spell won't fix.
Cue Chappelle Show clip.
I did! I'm buying all the 5-star talent my money can buy. Should be a good few years to be a Michigan fan, until the shit hits the fan!
Not this time. But about 6 or 7 years ago, I won $10K in the Mega Millions drawing. One more number and it would've been $192M. That plagued my first waking thoughts every morning for about a month until I got over it. But $10K was sure nice. I screamed. A lot.
Do you still buy lotto tickets or do you think there's no way you could ever get that close again? In other words, do you believe lightning can strike twice?
If you have a statistics PhD you can be struck by lightning multiple times ;)
I only buy them when the jackpot gets up there... at least $100M. But yeah, I still buy them. Can't win if you don't play, right?
I did. My dick will now be the biggest in the world. Not because mine will be longer, but because I have enough money to make each of yours shorter.