In honor of Terrelle Pryor's highly compassionate decision to write "Vick" on one of his eye black patches, I'd like to know what you'd put on yours.
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Because I wear old fashioned, REAL, eye black. Let it smudge.
Go on one side and Blue on the other
Go blue baby Beat ND
I'll answer for Charlie Weis: MEAT - - LOAF
If Charlie saw that on someone else he would reach in his back pocket, if he can reach it, and pull out his catsup and fork...it wouldnt be pretty
For when he gets out of prison.
John ; 16:3
No one would know if I was a Tebow wannabe who is just that stupid or if I was actually wanting people to read that verse.
In reverse order.
I've read that the stickers either don't work or barely work at all in terms of the actual intended use of eyeblack, so I'd probably go old-school.
This is true: the stickers are not effective.
If Tressel were smart, he'd switch Pryor to real eye black so he won't have to field those intensely difficult questions about names he writes on his eye black stickers.
Seriously, though: if it's been shown that the stickers really don't do anything, why are they still so widely used?
When you're playing a brutal, physical game, it's important to look your best. You can't commit the faux pas of having your eye makeup smear. You never know who might be watching on TV!
(Also, it's harder to write touching messages like "MIKE VICK" on grease.)
I am not weird even though
I'm wearing eye black at church
I would have to go without eye black and get those cute M blocks that the cheerleaders have.
Mika - Rosenberg
Fuck Shit Up (with Shit being on one of those Placido Polanco nose strips)
FUCK.SHIT.UP on both of them.
EDIT: beat by a minute.
For being so painfully PC
YOU--YOU with F*ck on both eyelids
(Really Small) If you can read this, I'm about to try to tackle you! (I can't actually tackle anyone, but I'd try!)
He's gotten a bad rap. But everyone does... invades countries, slaughters innocent children, pillages from you, pillages from me...
Vick = Attila with no balls and no brains. And for the record Prior wud nevr say that, doughnt no wut pillage meens
I'd glue pink rhinestones on in the shape of My Little Pony
*Sorry, just in case anyone is offended. You never know
I love how you can read this in columns or rows.
...maybe shes watching and gives me a call.
Most of us would have: BENCH / WARMER or LEFT / OUT.
I'd personally enjoy: GARBAGE TIME / ALL-STAR
No eye black lol
Who's not a Blues Brothers fan?
"Punch a Whale" as my tribute to Rosenberg...
YOU LOST -- THE GAME
Clausen boyfriend's telephone number
'Adidas' on both, with the stripes
The e-antidote to the Free Press.
LOL MSM ?
I'd have to put
in honor of one of our dumbest players ever...
10. O-H! N-O!
9. YAKETY SAX
8. (None: Tribute to Haloscan)
7. RAWK MUSIC
6. SNAKE OILZ
5. MORE COWBELL
4. DOLPHIN PUNCHER
3. DEATH BACKER
2. LOL CATS
1. WE OWN!
PLAY NOW------------MY LORD
If I still had to shake hands after the game I would put "Eat" on one and "Him" on the other, with arrows to the guy next to me......just in case I came across a hungry Charlie after the game....Sorry for throwing you under the bus, but gotta look out for number 1.
"Fuck" on my right, "TD Jesus" on my left
Nose Strip: Ass
I was just thinking the same thing. Awesome.
Left Eye: pU kciP
Right Eye: kliM
I tend to forget things. Luckily, I'm also a narcissist.