OT: What the heck happened to Tom Brady?

Submitted by Shakey Jake on May 5th, 2014 at 9:12 PM

I think he needs to stop hanging around those fashionista types. They are giving him bad advice, unless he's celebrating an early Halloween. And god forbid he was at a Bryan Singer party.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2620458/Tom-Brady-sports-u…

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MGlobules

May 5th, 2014 at 9:32 PM ^

a hip free-thinker. Looks great to me. Please post a pic of yourself so we can compare, OP. I know that the guy who wrote the stupid piece about this at cbssports is an unappealing-looking twerp who regularly takes pot shots at athletes' clothing--apparently his chosen role in life.

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Darker Blue

May 5th, 2014 at 9:32 PM ^

To be honest, I'm assuming you're a grown man worrying about what another grown man looks like. NTTAWWT but you should probably find a more productive pastime.

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Shakey Jake

May 5th, 2014 at 10:29 PM ^

To be honest, I'm assuming you're a grown man worrying about what another grown man posts on a message board. I'll gather to say it is you who should probably find a more productive use of your time.

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Darker Blue

May 6th, 2014 at 7:30 AM ^

I'm 12 and you stink.

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Huma

May 5th, 2014 at 9:34 PM ^

Dude. He is Tom Fucking Brady. He can do whatever he wants. 4 Super Bowls and married to THE super model.

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Swazi

May 5th, 2014 at 9:44 PM ^

3 Super Bowls.

But yeah, who cares how he dresses? Jeezums.

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Shakey Jake

May 5th, 2014 at 10:27 PM ^

Bang your girlfriend while asking him for an autograph because he's Tom Effing Brady? Ok.

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MichiganExile

May 6th, 2014 at 2:22 PM ^

If he's already there doing his thing I may as well get something out of it.

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WhoopinStick

May 5th, 2014 at 9:36 PM ^

It looks like Tom is at a costume party dressed as Ed Grimley from SNL!

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viciousid

May 5th, 2014 at 9:36 PM ^

Except for the hair

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MGlobules

May 5th, 2014 at 9:49 PM ^

awareness yer strong suit, eh Sid? Crikey.

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viciousid

May 6th, 2014 at 10:20 AM ^

I'm not actually sid vicious. not anymore....

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JCV16

May 5th, 2014 at 9:52 PM ^

Gon hate

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UMgradMSUdad

May 5th, 2014 at 9:55 PM ^

Red is never a good look on a Michigan man.

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goblue20111

May 6th, 2014 at 8:10 AM ^

That phrase is always terrible.

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Rodriguesqe

May 5th, 2014 at 10:01 PM ^

guess my eyes were elsewhere.

its weird how me and tom have the same taste in women.

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slamalamadingdong

May 5th, 2014 at 10:09 PM ^

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Njia

May 5th, 2014 at 10:15 PM ^

And you're not.

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MGOTyrone

May 5th, 2014 at 10:20 PM ^

Am I the only one who doesn't get all the drooling over Gisele? She doesn't do anything for me.

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Shakey Jake

May 5th, 2014 at 10:24 PM ^

So it's not just you.

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Rodriguesqe

May 5th, 2014 at 10:25 PM ^

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MGOTyrone

May 5th, 2014 at 10:34 PM ^

I'm not saying her body isn't amazing but there are millions of women with amazing bodies. Her face is just...eh. I don't get the hype.

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Billy Ray Valentine

May 5th, 2014 at 10:40 PM ^

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powhound

May 5th, 2014 at 11:36 PM ^

I read that in the bible ... or was it The Enquirer

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samdrussBLUE

May 5th, 2014 at 10:42 PM ^

No, you are not

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Monocle Smile

May 5th, 2014 at 10:43 PM ^

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MGOTyrone

May 5th, 2014 at 10:49 PM ^

In my defense I finally got rid of the neck beard.

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mgobleu

May 5th, 2014 at 11:04 PM ^

...that dirty old sea hag. Tom could do so much better. /s. There's always at least one of you guys, isn't there? If Gisele is basically old chewing gum to you, I'd like to know what actually does rustle your jimmies anyway. Whatever it is, I'm sorry. Your love life must be rife with disappointment because your standards are too damn high.

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MGOTyrone

May 5th, 2014 at 11:09 PM ^

Let me get this straight. I don't find Gisele OMG attractive, that causes you to rant, put words in my mouth, and then insult me based on what YOU said I said, and you're "sorry" for me? Ok guy.

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CrazyMichiganFan

May 5th, 2014 at 10:24 PM ^

There's a group of guys here that want to bang Tom Brady.

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goblue20111

May 6th, 2014 at 8:09 AM ^

Guilty as charged.

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nowicki2005

May 5th, 2014 at 10:27 PM ^

you can't really criticize a guy's look if he is posing in a picture with his wife, Giselle, and cupping her ass.

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bronxblue

May 5th, 2014 at 10:32 PM ^

Seems to be doing pretty okay for himself. I wish my biggest problem was having a weird hair cut that I STILL pull off pretty well.

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4godkingandwol…

May 5th, 2014 at 10:39 PM ^

... is in that picture? Didn't notice.

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The Dirty Nil

May 5th, 2014 at 11:00 PM ^

He's indie as hell.

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Go Blue Rosie

May 5th, 2014 at 11:21 PM ^

Maybe he just got tired of being gorgeous. I'm sure it's really boring.

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powhound

May 5th, 2014 at 11:34 PM ^

Very metrosexual!

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trueblueintexas

May 5th, 2014 at 11:41 PM ^

Heard some good advice today: help a little more, complain a little less, life will be better for all involved.

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Pit2047

May 6th, 2014 at 12:39 AM ^

Can do whatever he wants, he's earned it.

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markusr2007

May 6th, 2014 at 12:40 AM ^

How the hell did this happen?

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gord

May 6th, 2014 at 1:04 AM ^

Did anyone see that SNL skit about Beyonce?

They should do the same thing for Tom Brady. The Bragency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGxe83lXgJg

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saveferris

May 6th, 2014 at 7:27 AM ^

What the heck happened to Tom Brady?

Well, he's got a degree from the University of Michigan, is one of the most successful QBs in NFL history, is regularly on the cover of men's fashion magazines, has more money than any 20 people could spend in a lifetime, and is married to one of the hottest women on the planet. Clearly, a litany of bad life-choices there....Jesus, he's just wearing red pants guys.

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M-Dog

May 6th, 2014 at 9:54 AM ^

But I just can't overcome the scarlet pants. One bad Ohio State moment like that can tear down an entire lifetime of achievement.

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GoBlueInNYC

May 6th, 2014 at 7:42 AM ^

A Bryan Singer party? Hilarious joke about (alleged) underage rape, guy.

I'm guessing his super model wife probably is a little more plugged into NY fashion than most of us. And I don't think it's that crazy of an outfit; it's not like he's full on Simon Doonan'ing it.

Now that hair, on the other hand? Yikes. Poor Tom Terrific, and his awful, no-good, very bad hair days.

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