OT - What have you accomplished today

I made coffee using a french press.

Wait, work?! Has the Spring Game started yet?!!

I've accomplished yelling at my work computer trying to order from mgoblueshop.com.

[edit] Yelling has ended, the order went through...I think.

I accomplished alot more today than I did yesterday since I spent 7 hrs on mgoblueshop.com

I think my boss is happy with today's production

I was yelled at by the wife this morning for leaving a window on the first floor open all nite and I did not yell back at her!!! I was damn proud of myself.

I paid my bills.

Both happy and upset about it.

I took a dump...not sure it was epic...but boy do I feel like a new person!

So checking MGoBlog is the sum total of today's accomplishments.

Opened a new office in Lansing today!

Makes my skin crawl to be that close to the "enemy"... but what is the quote, "Keep your friends close, your enemies closer?"

Also negotiated a contract to double the size of our current office (Owosso) with landlord.

Hired a new employee.

Took semi-epic dump.

On third pot of coffee.

Lunchtime!

ps 24.5 hours until spring game!!! Go Blue

and the wolverine a total of 22 times in the last 2 hours looking for a new topic to read lol

for: Posting pointless comments on Mgoblog.

Just made the first 2 Toasted Tomato sandwiches of the season, on Cheddar cheese bread, with a little mayo and ground pepper. A true classic.

Ate three bagels and drank a 32oz Gatorade. Hangovers are awesome when you have nothing else to do all day... I'm about to get my snuggie.

I woke up.....yeah thats about it.

my work schedule is 10 days on, 4 days off. today is an off day so i get to watch some dudes install counters in my fiancee's condo. also, michigan won its second consecutive national championship in NCAA 09 this morning

I kept shipments of high lead content kids shoes from entering the US or Canada. I also made couch crash plans with my buddy in AA for tonight because I have to ref girls JV all of tonight and tomorrow in Detroit. FML.

I am trying to study some macro economics for my exam on Tuesday, but reading econ textbooks sucks major donkey balls.

I've spent the morning trying to get my order processed on mgoblueshop.com

They extended the tax day deal till Monday.

this has been a 24 hour process (and counting)

sometimes i hate the internet... other times it's great.

Once i process my order I'll be happy. I've also had a very productive day at work, but we're discussing the important things here. 16 items - $100.36 total, costs $55.35

I woke up and moved from my bed to my leather recliner. In between i made a stop at the fridge to have a piece of cheesecake for breakfast. While doing this, had my laptop in hand with mgoblog open just waiting for new threads. Livin the dream.

What I accomplished in the bathroom early this morning could be described best by this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo48YpNOesQ#t=1m10s

today I've submitted a batch of photos to the newspaper. But I did that around 1:00 in the morning and went to bed an hour later, so whether or not I accomplished that "today" depends on how you want to define it. If you're asking what I've accomplished after waking up, then...absolutely nothing.

my fellow coworker by telling him that the Eyjafjallajokull volcano will set off the much larger Katla volcano like it did the last three times and that is what caused massive famines and cold winters in the past and that Goldman Sachs is getting sued by the SEC which is the start of the market tanking again and this all coincides with 2012 which is the TEOTWAWKI and this is all caused by the angry Michigan-hating god who really is

hmmmm. who could it be? Could it be....

I ordered a whole bunch of supplies from the Home Brew Store, went for an urban hike, watched a hot lady singing opera in our atrium at work, took a decent dump (I'll have to up the hummus consumption to remedy that) and surfed MGoBlog, MVictors, Spawn of MZone and EDSBS.

I’ve been at the gun range all week and did my paperwork yesterday, I work in a secure space with a bolted door, so after working out and taking a dump (only 2 Curics), I’ve been on this site all day watching End of Days on AMC. Tough life I know but don’t worry my wife will sense my happiness and punish me somehow. Have a good weekend everyone.

Wrote two proclamations, got into a very interesting discussion about the Russian sex trade industry in Prague, sorted out a lost order for some posters, spray painted 12 shovels with gold paint that will inspire moronic citizens to wonder why their tax dollars are being used on solid gold shovels, okayed a banner design for a May 12 event, and submitted an order for set-up by 11 a.m. on Tuesday when I'm hosting a high school girl's basketball team that won a state title and a men's college basketball team that won their conference title at the same time. In just a minute, I'm going to be silently praying that bringing in a group of teenage girls and a bunch of 20 year old guys to the same lunch isn't a mistake.

Read about 7 Mock Drafts and proposed a bunch of BS trades in fantasy baseball...

Still waiting on the dump. Lunch should kick in soon enough.

So what do you all consider an epic dump??!

Is it more about quantity over quality? or quality over quantity?

In other terms....

Do you prefer the one big long perfectly shaped log?

or

Many tinier, oblong feces that result in a huge amount.

I waxed the roof of my car. (painted two months ago)

I mowed the backyard lawn.

I watered the front lawn (reseeded).

I took a dump.

Made plans to cook French Toast for dinner for my wife and me.

Today's the day off; I work weekends, typically.

Crapping from the second floor, and having Tressell and Dantonio beneath you on the first floor.

That's a 10/10!

Opinions?

I tried to donate plasma for money but didn't have a proof of address...looks like I am not getting a keg for this wonderful afternoon.

because its my last friday as an undergrad
i plan to grill out and then go to the bar

Crushed a protein bar, created two Pandora stations, and I've spent quite a bit of time fantasizing about the Damages season finale. Oh my god, I need to make some changes here.

"So what do you all consider an epic dump??!"

Ricky Roma described it as taking a dump that made you feel like you slept 10 hours.

3 of them woke back up. Woohoo! 75% success.

(The fourth is still being worked on)

from Tim Berners-Lee to the advent of true smartphone browser apps.

Forget the class-- I think I even fell asleep during the Marc Andreesen portion.

now considering a nice nap before the wife gets home.

Woke up at 7:45 for my ME 395 lab at 8:30. Successfully created the balsa wood model with the largest volume over drag coefficient to win the candy bar. Ate some Panda Express and drank an Arnie Palmer (best drink of all time). Then came home after attending a boring lecture and...wait for it...took a massive poo. Fantastic day thus far. Now to cap it off with a round of golf and the Brown Jug to watch the Wings. What a day.