OT: Is this what goes on at all those blogger conferences Brian attends?
Wait, is that Brian up on stage? No, can't be. Doesn't have his hair... (see? RELATIONSHIPS, people!)
http://xkcd.com today, may 17
But with more strippers and single malt scotch.
If by "strippers" you mean hookers and by "single malt scotch" you mean cocaine.
Believe it or not, some of us would actually prefer the scotch to the blow.
They are called ladies.
who's never had a drop of scotch in his life.
Who has never licked the upholstery in some strangers car to get the last crumbs of sweet, sweet cocaina.
if you spend a lot of time licking carpet, that makes you a man? I thought that made you a le-...
Do we really want to continue this train of thought? I mean, I can already see the towering cliff edge we're headed for from here.
All he's saying is that sometimes there's no substitute for the sweet, sweet booger sugar.
If you want to sit by the fire reading leather bound books, single malt scotch is a delicious way to go. If you want to really party (i.e. wake up covered in blood whose source you can't identify) you need to step up to the yeyo.
I'd like to keep discussing this but I have to go grind my teeth for a few hours and then smash my bathroom mirror because the devil is living inside there. Fuck, work is going to suck today.
+1 for making me lol at my desk.
Wouldn't that make you a Spartan???
window licking.
I do, if we're going to be talking about single-malt scotch, especially if it's single-malt scotch aged 18 years.....mmmmmm 18 year old scotch {drooling}.
We are like athletes now. The press can't get enough of us.
they just sit around and sell off our contact info to Canadian Viagra dealers.
Canadians can't get anything right.I get my Viagra from Columbia. Pure Columbian Awsomeness.
to the people of Pittsburgh.
BOOM!
Habitaunted!