OT: What Does Ohio Mean to You?
So, here's the deal: I was born in Ohio. I grew up in Cincinnati. It's not something I broadcast around here. The Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles is looking for a new slogan to go on their license plate. The goal is to, in 40 characters or less, describe what Ohio means to you.
Being a Michigan grad from Ohio, I thought this was the perfect forum to ask this very important question. So, feel free to have a look at the BMV Website and decide what Ohio means to you in 40 characters or less. Remember though, you can only vote 10 times a day.
December 6th, 2011 at 10:12 PM ^
Ohio: The part of Virginia nobody wanted!
December 6th, 2011 at 10:12 PM ^
America's Tattoo Capital.
December 6th, 2011 at 10:14 PM ^
Zero exotic animal laws
December 6th, 2011 at 10:16 PM ^
"Business up front,party in the back"
December 6th, 2011 at 10:16 PM ^
American Purgatory
December 6th, 2011 at 10:25 PM ^
Cooler Poopers
We (heart symbol) tats.
December 6th, 2011 at 10:26 PM ^
Cancer free! Thank you James Center.
December 6th, 2011 at 10:30 PM ^
Why hello, random vowel.
December 6th, 2011 at 10:33 PM ^
December 6th, 2011 at 10:33 PM ^
Cedar Point and asscracks.
December 6th, 2011 at 10:40 PM ^
It was satisfactory for 2/46ths of my life.
December 6th, 2011 at 11:58 PM ^
1/23? You can't blame that on Ohio. Or can you?
/s
December 6th, 2011 at 10:41 PM ^
WE LOVE OIHO
December 6th, 2011 at 10:43 PM ^
"We put O's where the S and T used to be"
December 6th, 2011 at 10:41 PM ^
The Story of O (OT: now, that was a wasted college evening seeing that at the Biograph in Chicago...but I digress)
That's all the better our art students are?
Governor didn't like predecessor's wife's plate design (oops, that might be too many letters)
Only here due to corporate layoffs
Burning river, artificial lakes
December 6th, 2011 at 10:43 PM ^
Ohio: We're not Michigan, but we can try!
December 6th, 2011 at 11:10 PM ^
or "No natural lakes, plenty of flakes"
or "Sublimation Rock Formation State" (in honor of Devo, Breeders, GBV et al who have made art out of the hell from wence they came)
or "Even Indiana ain't this bad"
December 6th, 2011 at 10:53 PM ^
America's Landfill
We're Almost Kansas
Exit Only
We Love Meth
12 Is Legal, Relatives Too
Smell Manure? You Are Here
Where Water Is Flammable
48th State For So Many Reasons (they were not officially admitted to the U.S. by Congress until 1953 making them the 48th state of the greater 48 -- don't believe me, look it up)
December 6th, 2011 at 11:02 PM ^
Cedar Point, Kings Island, and barren wasteland.
December 6th, 2011 at 11:07 PM ^
December 6th, 2011 at 11:11 PM ^
December 6th, 2011 at 11:14 PM ^
I survived 10% of my life there.
December 6th, 2011 at 11:15 PM ^
I survived five years there
December 6th, 2011 at 11:20 PM ^
Cum guzzlin cheaters
5 GA's and my wife
Criminals love cock
Lo class nut huugerz
Cheating fuckwods
Meyer at least bangs ga's
Family time ... Pause not
Fuck speilwoman
Herbstreit loves ....... A doodle doo
December 6th, 2011 at 11:22 PM ^
Americas harry mole that needs to be removed
December 6th, 2011 at 11:29 PM ^
And having to drive two hours to find a decent sit-down meal.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:43 AM ^
Can we settle for something classy like "Ohio Sucks"?
December 6th, 2011 at 11:31 PM ^
Can we all settle on one submission? "Brady Hoke" is only 10 characters...
December 6th, 2011 at 11:38 PM ^
40-34
December 7th, 2011 at 10:09 AM ^
58-44-6
December 7th, 2011 at 12:11 AM ^
"The cradle of hell"
December 7th, 2011 at 12:16 AM ^
Hideous Minions of Evil
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<br>Abandon hope all ye who enter here
December 7th, 2011 at 12:49 AM ^
Home of the Air Force Museum
The Reason Michigan Doesn't Float Into the Great Lakes
December 7th, 2011 at 2:05 AM ^
I think we could go without Ohio and not float away. Indiana is holding onto us a bit too.
December 7th, 2011 at 10:11 AM ^
Wisky has a nice grip on da UP. The Mackinac Bridge should suffice to keep the lower peninsula from floating away.
December 7th, 2011 at 2:42 AM ^
Thanks for Desmond, Charles, and Brady. That's what Ohio means to me lol.
December 7th, 2011 at 6:08 AM ^
The birth place of many Michigan All-Americans.
December 7th, 2011 at 6:42 AM ^
That state south of Michigan
December 7th, 2011 at 6:46 AM ^
"below," "under," "worse than," etc.
December 7th, 2011 at 9:05 AM ^
December 7th, 2011 at 9:57 AM ^
My Chicago pal who loves a roadtrip invented a grand motto for its neighbor:
"Indiana: Always between you and the state where you want to be." It fits for Ohio too.
December 7th, 2011 at 10:04 AM ^
Indiana is just a figment of my imagination.
December 7th, 2011 at 1:29 PM ^
It's official slogan is "crossroads of america"
December 7th, 2011 at 9:59 AM ^
Even LeBron Hate Ohio
December 7th, 2011 at 1:20 PM ^
With those choices where do you begin? I like the little boy myself. He seems to embody the cultrual of that cesspool.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:32 PM ^
Ohio - The Bastard State