OT: Were you a ladies man in high school?

my milkshake brings all the moms to the yard

Three words: Bowling. Team. Captain.

Alternatively: Never. Got. Laid.

My story is a big load of FAIL.

I was on the football team all four years of Highschool (plus 2 years of middle school), competed on the track team, had plenty of friends and was well respected by everyone, and was/am still pretty decent looking (Ed Note: I'm not trying to toot my own horn I hope I don't come off as such).

However I was such a big pussy in school I had girls making all the moves and I still could not seal the deal. Perhaps one of my biggest regrets because it has fucked me over and set me back in terms of women and creating opportunities with women to move further than just "talking".

For whatever reason, I was "afraid" to take chances and ask girls out cause I didn't think they liked me, so I never manned up and most of the girls just gave up. I would then wonder why they would quit on me and it didn't become clear until after I got to college and kept coming across the same thing over and over again.

Man what I would do to go back and do everything over again. I could have been a ladies man had it not been for me stepping over my own damn feet.

I went to Michigan!

But now that I'm a college graduate with a job, high school girls are easy to pick up.

Getting girls got easier as I got older.

Freshmen year was solid, and meeting girls from other surrounding schools helped out a lot.

Hit a sophomore slump because the girls kept going for the older guys once we were out of the freshmen wing.

Junior year improved immensely.

Senior year... by this time all I did was party and go after girls. Let's just say I barely remember most of this year. After football season my life was a haze from then until freshmen year of college.

Wash, rinse, repeat. College has been the SAME EXACT WAY.

I went to a public school, but I lived in an area where over the half the kids went to private schools. The problem was that while the girls who went to my school were both hotter and less slutty than the Catholic school girls, nearly all of them were either only interested in the fratty-ass Catholic boys or (I suspect) didn't possess hormones. After my junior year (I haven't dry humped as much at any point in my life outside of that time. I forgot how good it doesn't feel) I decided to take up the "fuck it" motto. My senior year, I got on homecoming court and dated for the first time. Now I'm in my first serious relationship and it's lasted over a year.
My advice?
Don't try too hard.
Don't over-pursue.
Don't be a Mouton.

Side note: being on the M drumline is worth so much more street cred than being on my high school line.

Pimpin' ain't easy.

I go to an all-guys high school. Considering that, I've done ok.

I thought wearing white pants after Memorial Day was cool.

I occasionally read, and even leave comments on, several sports-themed weblogs. Therefore, I have no trouble "getting chicks," as it were, and even engage in "threesomes" nine or ten times a week.

not at all