I'll get the ball rolling with:
- Charlotte, Anne and Emily LaBrontë (really takes the action figures up a notch)
- LeBronte's Inferno
+1 for extra awkwardness.
LeBronchitis -- A lung inflamation from talking far too much about Lebron's free agency.
Rich Bronriguez and the 2011 National Champion LeMichigan Bronerines?
That was a reach. I'm trying. B+ for effort?
I found it a bit lacking in the wit department. Just looks like you took a bunch of words that have nothing to do with LeBron, or his situation, or words that even sound like LeBron originally and strung them together (Wolverines to Bronerines?).
I gotta give it a LeD+ sorry.
I can't believe you're getting negged. If the goal here is awkwardness, you take the cake. Add in some On Topic rah-rah isms, and that's a big fat +1 in my book.
I'd call this a LeBron sequitur.
A chemical compound containing an ion. Highly reactive to other ion particles and large wads of cash from teams looking to buy in free agency.
Changing broccoli to LeBronccoli, could be a good way to get children to eat their vegetables.
Also a good way to sound like a snobby aristocrat at a French dinner party.
Gatoraid is going to have a field day with that one.
LeBronx Zoo: Where all the animals are supposed to be the next "greatest" thing, but leave you disappointed when you leave.
LeBro-Hug: What he will be giving on his next early exit from the playoffs.
LeBroken Promises: Ask anyone in Cleveland what this means.
LeBrotomy: What I'll need to get all of this shit out of my head.
LeBros icing LeBros.
LeBros ponying LeBros.
I apologize in advance.
Edit: Sorry it's so grainy.
The LeBron Cup
NBA Lebron 2011
The National Lebron Association
The National LeBasketball Association?
LeBronski - N - the act of having your face slapped, batted or mushed when put between a woman's breast
A French frat member.
Let's just change it to LeBronsketball and call it good.
LeBronzer: will be used by 87% of the guido nation to give the skin a healthy glow should Lebron wind up with the Nets.
LeBron-Y-Aur Stomp - Beating your breast of gold to the musical stylings of Jimmy Page and Robert Plant.
The LeBrontosaurus. Natch.
Just north of the Promised Land is a little country by the name of LeBronon.
My favorite party of the Grammy's is seeing all the ceLeBronties.
Should I get a Taurus, or the new Chevy LeBronan?
Rumor has it that Jon Voight owned one
that's joHn voight's car.......+1 for seinfeldism.
I love me a good LeBro-Mance flick.
There's the classic JoLe Bron
LeBronvuzela.... a bunch of damn noise that I'm ready to not hear anymore.
I just saw this in a Bill Simmons Column... "Lebronocalypse"
-This is what will happen to Cleveland if he leaves.
LeBronathon (n) - an extremely long series of events to piss one off.
LeBrotch (n) - the pelvic region of someone who is too good for themselves and their hometown.
Ex. After following the LeBronathon for months on end, many fans wanted to punch LeBron in the LeBrotch.
Holding sports fans hostage and torturing them with non-stop coverage of all things Lebron.