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OT: Valentine's Day Open Thread
February 14th, 2013 at 1:02 PM | 
Your invited so bring
Your invited so bring
February 14th, 2013 at 1:06 PM |
hellz yeah
hellz yeah
I'm gonna roofy the fuck outta myself. Be ready boyz, this kitty is coming with its claws out. Meow
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February 14th, 2013 at 1:16 PM |
I just realized your avatar
I just realized your avatar
I just realized your avatar is very similar to a Neutral Milk Hotel's album cover. I'm curious what story is with that pic?
Beer me 5:30
February 14th, 2013 at 1:22 PM |
Andrew Jackson Jihad covered
Andrew Jackson Jihad covered
Andrew Jackson Jihad covered Netural Milk Hotel's 2 Headed Boy and this was the album cover.
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February 14th, 2013 at 1:25 PM |
Interesting. In the Aeroplane
Interesting. In the Aeroplane
Interesting. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is a fantastic album. I'll check out Andrew Jackson Jihad.
Beer me 5:30
February 14th, 2013 at 12:44 PM |
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
February 14th, 2013 at 12:44 PM |
Pizza Hut. I'm not even
Pizza Hut. I'm not even
Pizza Hut. I'm not even kidding.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:45 PM |
Bowling Green McDonalds has
Bowling Green McDonalds has
Bowling Green McDonalds has candlelight dinner service tonight. Helllllll yeah!
Go Blue
February 14th, 2013 at 12:47 PM |
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Beer me 5:30
February 14th, 2013 at 12:52 PM |
me?
me?
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:56 PM |
I wore pink today. Tis the
I wore pink today. Tis the
I wore pink today. Tis the season to be lonely fa la la la laaaaaaaauuuuuggggghhhhhhh fml
February 14th, 2013 at 1:06 PM |
Today is the easiest day of
Today is the easiest day of
Today is the easiest day of the year to pick up single people at the bar.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:23 PM |
Weddings run a close second.
Weddings run a close second.
Weddings run a close second.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:56 PM |
Having "Lunch"
Having "Lunch"
Having "LUNCH" with my girlfriend in about 30 minutes. Yee-haw!
February 14th, 2013 at 4:56 PM |
Turn that frown upside down...
Turn that frown upside down...
EDIT: Never mind. The comment to which I was responding seems to have disappeared.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:04 PM |
Getting lunch at the caf with
Getting lunch at the caf with
Getting lunch at the caf with my imaginary girlfriend, then studying with my imaginary girlfriend, then dinner with my imaginary girlfriend, then maybe hang out with my imaginary girlfriend and then maybe study more with my imaginary girlfriend. If I'm lucky I'll sleep with my imaginary girlfriend.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:01 PM |
Te'O is T'rolling
Te'O is T'rolling
Te'O is T'rolling LOL
February 14th, 2013 at 1:05 PM |
Yay
Yay
Another holiday to make single people feel bad about themselves.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:16 PM |
Only if you measure happiness by being
Only if you measure happiness by being
in a relationship.
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"
February 14th, 2013 at 1:13 PM |
One of the joys of a
One of the joys of a
One of the joys of a relationship with an Asian is you're often off the hook for VD, of course you're on the hook for Lunar New Years. This year we exchanged rifles with each other. I think my wife is having second thoughts about asking for a H&K SR9TC, since it weighes just over 10% of her body weight with an empty mag. Toss in a 20 round box mag and a scope and it gets worse. Nice gun though.
My tradition is stopping by the florist tomorrow and seeing if they got in anything exotic for VD and if it is on clearance yet. My wife always likes fresh flowers around the house (but yells at me for paying VD markups on them).
February 14th, 2013 at 2:06 PM |
Day After
Day After
As with many things, the day after the holiday is the jackpot. If you don't buy candy on November 1st or February 15th, you're an idiot (not necessarily for the holidy, but to have. because candy). Same with flowers on 2/14 and christmas lights on 12/26.
My girlfriend and I are long distance, so today I don't have a ton going on. But she's coming to town tomorrow which means I'll be picking up some flowers and chocolates at 1/3rd price and go from there
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
February 14th, 2013 at 1:35 PM |
Is this her?
Is this her?
Is this her?
Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05
Space bitches, space.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:16 PM |
She's not a fan of the AR
She's not a fan of the AR
She's not a fan of the AR platform. If anything, I'd end up with a SNSD themed Saiga-12.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:39 PM |
I had to re-read that a few times
I had to re-read that a few times
...before the abbreviations clicked.
Speaking of Asian, me and mine will be meeting for hibachi at the neighborhood steakhouse after work. We've got a tax bill due and a deductible to pay on a car wreck so it's not the best time for it financially, but sometimes you've just got to take the opportunity to let your spouse know how important they are to you.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:45 PM |
Haha, "me and my Asian"
Haha, "me and my Asian"
Haha, "me and my Asian"
HAIL.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:03 PM |
VD
VD
Yup, I initially translated VD in a much different way and wondered to myself how someone from Asia was immune to "certain" diseases.
And on that note, Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14th, 2013 at 9:52 PM |
Oh CRex.
Oh CRex.
You lead an exotic life.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:23 PM |
If I were not at work right now
If I were not at work right now
I would do everything in my power to turn this into a "what are you drinking" thread
February 14th, 2013 at 1:31 PM |
I'm a people pleaser...
I'm a people pleaser...
...so I will edit when I'm in front of my computer again.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:28 PM |
Valentine's Events
Valentine's Events
Well, if all is going well, the flowers for my wife should be showing up at the house any moment now. I will follow in a few hours, of course, with wine and a gift. Sadly, as it is a school night and my daughter has dance class, the dinner at The Earle will not happen until the weekend, and only after a birthday party at a McDonalds to which my son was invited. It is virtually impossible to celebrate something like this on the actual day, especially when it is a weekday.
As a sidenote, my daughter, who takes this all very seriously, spent two hours making treat bags for her class last night and then presented my wife and I with cards this morning. Indeed, she was so excited to pass them out that she cut short "Donuts With Daddy" at her school this morning so she could go back to class and pass out her stuff. As a result of this meticulous exercise in Valentine manufacturing, there is a bag full of extra Snickers bars in my kitchen, if anyone is interested.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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February 14th, 2013 at 1:28 PM |
Thankfully I am a misanthrope.
Thankfully I am a misanthrope.
Days like today leave me unaffected.
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"
February 14th, 2013 at 1:34 PM |
Since today is my wife's birthday, Valentine's Day itself
Since today is my wife's birthday, Valentine's Day itself
holds a bit less importance. The day, however, does not.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
February 14th, 2013 at 1:36 PM |
My wife is a lobbyist and
My wife is a lobbyist and
My wife is a lobbyist and is working shit ton of hours right now with everything that is going on... Hopefully she gets home at a decent time and we can hang out. I've got flowers and chocolates for her, both of which seem completely cliché to me, but they make her happy.
Call your Mom!!
Beer me 5:30
February 14th, 2013 at 1:41 PM |
Today is also Woody Hayes'
Today is also Woody Hayes'
Today is also Woody Hayes' birthday. You might want to send a valentine to a turtle in observation.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:59 PM |
Also Jimmy Hoffa. Both would
Also Jimmy Hoffa. Both would
Also Jimmy Hoffa. Both would be 100 today.
One was a thug and bully who intimidated all of his opponents, and one got killed in Detroit.
"The trouble with quotes on the internet, is that it is often difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine" --Abraham Lincoln
February 14th, 2013 at 1:44 PM |
For the single folks...
For the single folks...
February 14th, 2013 at 2:04 PM |
Mark Dantonio Valentine
Mark Dantonio Valentine
A face only a mother could love. From SI's Holly Anderson's twitter:
February 14th, 2013 at 2:05 PM |
I saw Dantonio smile when he
I saw Dantonio smile when he
I saw Dantonio smile when he was shaking hands with Brady Hoke on Tuesday. It seriously happened. On TV.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:37 PM |
I think I saw him mouth
I think I saw him mouth
I think I saw him mouth "please don't kick my ass next year."
It ain't easy being cheesy
February 14th, 2013 at 6:15 PM |
Look at his right hand!
Look at his right hand!
Getting ready to salute his mother behing the bench.
" Listen... do you smell that? "
- Dr. Ray Stantz / Ghostbusters
February 14th, 2013 at 2:04 PM |
Tonight should be the biggest
Tonight should be the biggest
Tonight should be the biggest bar night of the year.Im gonna hit the gym and then hit the bar to find a girl down on her luck.You have to thin the herd.
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
February 14th, 2013 at 2:18 PM |
Just got this card from my mom
Just got this card from my mom
We're not teaching them about sports, we're teaching them about life!
February 14th, 2013 at 2:45 PM |
If you haven't bought anything yet
If you haven't bought anything yet
It's not too late to break up...
February 14th, 2013 at 3:03 PM |
Happily married, love my
Happily married, love my
Happily married, love my husband, got him a card, but not planning to do much special today. Restaurants too oversubscribed, plus we're keeping a close eye on our budget.
My middle schooler is too old to give valentine's to his male friends and too cool/shy to give valentines to girls. I think he is giving out a few Dr Who themed cards but nothing special.
The holiday is fine, worth a little recognition. Nothing to get bitter about, but on the other hand it's nothing to go overboard for, at least not at this particular stage in my life.
Candace: No... That why they make smart word box for tell monkey hard brain-hurty things.
Phineas: Removing prepositions makes it more condescending.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:05 PM |
Whoah
Whoah
Whoah...a woman who is ok with a low-key Valentine's Day, AND loves UM football? There IS a God!
Hope your V-day is great though!
February 14th, 2013 at 3:06 PM |
Just dropped off flowers at her office
Just dropped off flowers at her office
You score big points if you make the co-workers jealous.
Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"
February 14th, 2013 at 3:24 PM |
Oh V-Day
Oh V-Day
"I had an ex-girlfriend and she would do this thing where shed dress as herself and act like a really huge bitch."
This years, my cat and I
Bo' Money Bo' Problems
February 14th, 2013 at 3:35 PM |
Wrote my girlfriend a poem,
Wrote my girlfriend a poem,
Wrote my girlfriend a poem, making her a 3 course meal.. Homemade loaded potato skins for app, ny strip steak, and veggies for entree, and kit kat cheesecake for dessert
There is god, there is family, and then there is MICHIGAN FOOTBALL
February 14th, 2013 at 3:46 PM |
That's
That's
A heavy meal bro. Hope she throws down.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:44 PM |
The wife and i Just saw the
The wife and i Just saw the
The wife and i Just saw the first ultrasound of our firstborn child. No gifts, making homemade pizza bagels for dinner and playing little big planet,
I win,
Tenim un nom el sap tothom. Barca, Barca, BAAARCA!
Your invited so bring whatever. ANYTHING
If you don't like Michigan you are a peasant