OT: Use Muppets Only After Consulting Attorney

Submitted by Sopwith on

Given the general relevance of Muppets to the board, I thought it perhaps worthwhile to suggest using caution when comparing professional athletes to said delightful Hensonistas:

MUNICH (AP) -- Star goalkeeper Jens Lehmann is suing another goalie for telling a TV audience he belonged in the "Muppet Show.''

Lehmann recently came out of retirement to return to Arsenal. While working as a television commentator in September, Lehmann criticized the performance of Tim Wiese of Werder Bremen in a Champions League game against Tottenham.

Wiese responded a day later in a newspaper, saying Lehmann should "go to the Muppet Show'' and be treated "on a couch.'

'Lehmann has filed a lawsuit and is demanding more than $28,000 for having his "personal rights violated.'' A Munich court will hear the case this week.

I would love to belong in the Muppet Show, personally.  I've undergone so much Pavlovian conditioning that whenever I see them, I get the unique physiological response (e.g., heart palpitations, feeling of warmth, some salivation) that only accompanies Michigan victories.

Link here: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/soccer/04/04/lehman.muppetshow.ap/index.html?eref=sihp

Blazefire

April 4th, 2011 at 12:35 PM ^

may be the most confusing and unmanly bits of smack talk I've ever heard.

"Yo man! Don't bring that weak shit up in here! Go on the muppet show with that shit!"

"Ah... go sit on a couch!"

El Jeffe

April 4th, 2011 at 2:07 PM ^

Excellent point. And at the other end of the smack talk spectrum, we have this exchange between cricketers Glen McGrath and Eddo Brandes:

McGrath: Oi, Brandes! Why are you so fat?

Brandes: Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit.

Callahan

April 4th, 2011 at 1:10 PM ^

If you had simply given the same story replacing the names with "Player X" and "Player Y" and asked who was involved, Jens Lehman would have been my first choice. And I'm a Gooner.

MGoAndy

April 4th, 2011 at 3:20 PM ^

This bit of comedy on the heels of a title-crushing 0-0 draw with Blackburn.  

When I decided to become an Arsenal fan I had no idea the extent I was in for Michigan-level soul dong punches.  

Oh well, that's sports I guess.