Figured an update on Year 2 of my sentence was appropriate.
Doing well down here, things have settled down dramatically after the Mayan apocalypse didn't come to fruition. Was actually kinda nuts here for a while. One of the villagers came to my tent and told me of the misfortune at PSU and the possible matriculation of one fine Mr. Zettel to Michigan, but alas, like the Mayan prophecy, no dice. In any event, I'm starting to enjoy life down here. Found myself a nice Bolivian wife, and I'm proud to annouce we are expecting a future BKFinest, Jr. in the coming year.
Glad to see things are back in order up in the States under Mr. Hoke. Back to back excellent recruiting classes portend to a strong Michigan future. Sendling love to all of you. Sorry for the brevity, just not sure how long this bootleg wireless feed I was able to steal from my neighboring villager will last.
Until next time...
Go Blue, and with love, yours truly,
[Edit: PGB - In the words of our beloved Brady Hoke . . . This is TREMENDOUS!]