I don't often post OT subjects, but I think this is worth the read. Insert MSU jokes below...
It might’ve been a prank that went wrong, but it isn’t as funny when [the suspect] breaks the law.
I respectfully disagree.
No, it's much much funnier. Shame that the police have to deal with something this stupid though.
probably would have been giving out a speeding ticket had they not had to transport him to the station!
So apparently cows wondering around the store is normal in Stafford County?
How does one skip with 26 gallons of milk?
"management confirmed he was the thief of the pasteurized potion."
I can't possibly imagine the author wrote this line with a straight face.
Some nut just trying to milk the media for attention.
It's udderly embarrasing that the media took the bait.
Pretty amoosing prank if you ask me, but he butter not do it again.
I totally agree. Walmart is just crying over spilt milk.
(Yes, I went there.)
Think of the children......
I have this shirt.woot!
Love your avatar haha
This is much more hilarious BECAUSE the law was broken in the process, and he was stealing an item which makes one think, "WTF? MILK? WHY?"
Maybe his friends had a lot of cookies.
of milk? Ah, for another reporter's take on the story - there was a shopping car involved and a Gary Larson-ish standing-up cow trick, try http://potomaclocal.com/news/stafford/cow-caper-nets-26-gallons-of-milk/ - I especially like mental image of visiting the milk isle.