OT: Unicorns are NOT white meat
The National Pork Board took offense to ThinkGeek.com's canned unicorn meat. So did my daughter, but for entirely different reasons.
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/22/unicorns-theyre-not-the-other-white-meat/
I'm convinced it would give you powers upon consumption.
. . ., if I remember my Harry Potter correctly, but at a cost.
Didn't say anything about the meat, though. Just the blood.
You don't want to overcook or you will burn up all of the power juice.
I figure it would give you an extremely large and hard horn. Seems like it'd be a huge seller.
down to the level of penis jokes? I never thought I'd see the day.
Penis jokes? I have no clue what you're talking about? Who wouldn't want a horn on their head to attack their foes in battle with?
Or you would just shit rainbows.
Where do baby unicorns come from?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/blog/2010/06/officially-our-bestever-cease.html
This might be a better link.
Right, that is where I read it first, well actually I read the slashdot.org blurb which redirected me there.
I think it is hilarious that it made it to nytimes.com, especially since the press release was rejected.
100% of your daily recommended amount of sparkles.
Will I poop rainbows and puke stars after eating this?
To do that you'd have to eat ten bags of skittles and at least two celebrities.
Oh wait, you said stars.
superglue.
I once spit-roasted a unicorn and a jackalope together. Meat was very tender and juicy, but the wings are not like chicken wings. I thought I could cook one up, toss in some Frank's Hot Sauce, and experience buffalo wing nirvana.
Not so. The wings are really sinewy, like a turkey leg, but the connective tissue is best cut with a chain saw. Couldn't eat the damn things at all.
Well, there's your problem. You were eating a Pegasus.
Everyone knows you can only eat Pegasus meat in a Gyro.
They're greek, you know.
The package was mislabeled.
"The package was mislabeled."
That's What She Said.
we should be talking about eating Unicorns....after all, they ARE the official mascot of the WLA!!
i bet barry zito was upset by this too... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/17/barry-zito-voicemail-invo_n_57…
Unicorns are never "OT" for the WLA!
I love unicorn meat! I bet if you ate it you would see everything in crazy color changing randomness, and yes, you would grow a horn to attack your foes in battle with.
You've been dropping little hits of sunshine again, haven't you?