OT: Twilight is Dangerous
A 23 year old man died in the theater while watching the new twilight film. I guess the movie was even worse than I imagined.
Details on MSNBC:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38099455/ns/world_news-asiapacific/
I guess all the teenage girls are right, Edward and Jacob are drop dead gorgeous
I have not seen it.
I wonder...how good is it?
I can only dream.
what's twilight
They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.
Is there a + Five Hundred Trillion button somewhere?
Just an FYI, he stole that quote from elsewhere. It's not an original. Just thought you might want to take that into consideration in the process of your five hundred trillion upvote clicks.
It may not be original, but it's the best analogy I've ever seen...EVER.
It's definitely a great analogy, just wanted to point out that some of the epic-ness of an "epic post" wears off if its actually just a quote from an unidentified source. +1 for sure but before anybody develops carpol tunnel from upvoting trillions of times I just wanted to make sure we're all aware of the facts.
to upvote a post once.
I upvoted everyone in this reply thread
But I don't know where it came from, so I can't give it the proper H/T.
EDIT: What MGoDC said.
I believe I first saw it on a Bill Simmons soccer article a few days ago, but I'm not even sure it was originally from there either. If you google Soccer is like Twilight you get about a billion page links of "tweets" and "retweets" of that quote so it's going to be difficult to figure out the source.
EDIT: Oh by the way just to clarify that I'm not bitter about you using the quote, I'm not the one negging everybody in this thread. Seems to be mds315 negging everybody in virtually every thread today for some reason.
(even an unknown person) you need to put it between these " ".
The way you had put it initially really made it seem like you were trying to pass it off as your own.
I kinda figured most people had seen that quote by now (it's been making the rounds on the interwebs)... so for the same reason I wouldn't necessarily quote "Space, bitches. Space" or "We landed on the moon," I didn't quote this one. Didn't mean to start a citation war. Forgiveness please.
do not venture into a theater to watch Twilight. Also: don't ever watch any Twilight movie anywhere. It can be fatal.
Please, PLEASE have them put this in an episode of 1000 ways to die
it's a little bit lower on the list of "worst ways to die" than the man raped by a horse, but it is still high up there.
Remember "The Many Faces of Death?" Are we looking at another sequel?
why a man went and watched Twilight alone.
Perhaps they meant transvestite?
why a man went and watched Twilight alone.
Because he was gay.
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
So what about men that like Twilight?
If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.
If I were to decide to tempt fate and go watch Twilight, and I could not get any females to accompany me, I don't think I would be inviting any guy friends, buddies, bros, or pals to go with me. I'd be decked out in aviators and a fake moustache...
(if that's really what Twilight is), the real thing: (Full movie uninterrupted here.) ("Downfall" fans will recognize the name "Bruno Ganz")
If you are a man and went to see this movie, you were figuratively castrated a long time ago.
Unless you were offered the ass.
In the comments:
"We may have just lost the greatest film critic of our generation"
"We may have just lost the greatest film critic of our generation"
Truer words may never have been written.