We all know and love Denise, but it seems that she's slowly and unfortunately fading away from the airwaves. I've noticed another commercial that's been airing quite frequently across all channels, one involving a mother driving her kids to lacrosse practice in her Lexus GX. I had to comment on the fact that she's all done up, complete with the oversized designer bag and heels. Quite a ridiculous get-up for the kids' practice I'd say.
What are some other annoying/terrible commercials out there?
"Now I trust my heart to Lipitor."
Not ashamed to admit, but I
Not ashamed to admit, but I saw a Skinemax actor re-purposed as a spokesman for one of those debt relief ads.
From Friday's Hockey Game on CBS College
Ridiculous product and advertisement...
any commerical...
for feminine products... women should have a pay per view channel for that stuff... :)
That Lexus milf is smokin hot.
My wife wants to know who she's hooking up with at the soccer game?
She took one look at her boots and said
"you CAN'T walk the sidelines in FUCK-ME heels!"
Probably good advice for football as well.
Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.
worst commercials ever!
The Olive Garden comes up with these attempts at heart-warming little vignettes about the joys of getting together with family, etc. They are all awful.
Some awesome commercials that I really wish would come back: the Slowski turtles (comcast).
"And they'll never catch him!"
Egreed
Those Olive Garden commercials are the worst.
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Hey! Every time my uncle
Hey! Every time my uncle Visuvio comes over from Sicily I take him to The Olive Garden to show him a home cooked I-talian meal!
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
The Slowski's pop up on my TV
The Slowski's pop up on my TV every once in a while. I always found it interesting that Comcast puts out such poor quality commercials (non-HD, poor sound, etc.) on their OWN service.
Re: Olive Garden
Doug over at Hey Jenny Slater has run a few really funny features re-wording those spots. Check 'em out in the archives at www.heyjennyslater.blogspot.com (and generally a good blog overall).
Here's a link to the posts he's tagged doing this: http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/search/label/olive%20garden%20confide...
I detest the Staples commercial...
..they are trying to imitate Wendy's old "Where's the Beef" commercial and make their shitty catch phrase a part of American lexicon. Fuck them and the horses they rode in on. They have pretty much ensured that I will go to Office Depot for my office supplies.
Thank you!
My wife thinks I'm callous for degrading those over done piles of crap.
Those are terrible
Someone says an ordinary comment like "hey, could you pass the bread sticks?" and the whole fucking table erupts in laughter. WTF?
What the Hell. -Jack Burton
Has anyone seen the
Has anyone seen the commercials for the Shake Weight? It's a bunch of women holding a cylander-shaped weight vertically and shaking it up and down. A man definitely created this thing:
Shake Weight.
My wife couldn't believe that was a real commercial when we first saw it. Nothing subtle about that commercial. Check out the shake weight parodies on you tube for a good laugh.
You do the math, I'm doing
EDIT: intended to reply to .ghost.'s comment.
You do the math, I'm doing the Alfredo.
Those E-Trade commercials
Those E-Trade commercials with the toddlers are hilarious. The new one where the kid shows his suprise face was awesome. It reminded me of the scene in Office Space where the guy showed his "O face". I cried laughing when I went back and watched that movie.
"Tequila on the reg, chicks on the reg, fashions on the reg. Living the life most men can only dream of" - Kenny Powers
The new "Surprise Face" spot is very good,
but "shankopotumus" still is number one, IMHO.
Taking it one week at a time
Jewelry Commercials
I don't know if it was Jared or Kay, but the one with the navigation system that locks the doors on the driver is horrendously annoying.
Brewer. Wolverine.
Jared and Kay should get
Jared and Kay should get together and go fuck themselves.
You went to Jared
What's in the box? Oh Jake, you shouldn't have...
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Cosign
ALL jewelry commercials should be illegal. There are few things I hate more than those commercials.
Sportscenter.com raves: Sgt. Wolverine, "Michigan's biggest fan"!
I know it's not just me, but
I know it's not just me, but the Jane Seymour open heart design looks like a cobra about to strike, or just a pair of boobs and a butt.
Now that you point it out,
she's on all fours, coming toward me. Wow! I did not see that before.
Taking it one week at a time
Oops,
too much enthusiasm, there.
Taking it one week at a time
HAHA
I call them the "69 Balls."
What the Hell. -Jack Burton
I can't stand
the commercials with the stack of money with eyes on it. I don't even know what the hell the commercial is for because it's so annoying that I block them out.
When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing.
Geico
However, they have earned so much goodwill with their awesome caveman series that I have to cut them a little slack on the money stack commercials.
"And they'll never catch him!"
Awesome??
I freaking hate those damn caveman commercials. The very, very first one was kinda funny, after that, shoot me. I really can't even stand them to the point where I'll change the channel or mute it. If I'm a party I'll leave the room or plug my ears or something. Really, I really really hate those commercials - stupidest most annoying commercials ever. I think what makes it worse is that there are people who actually think they are funny!
IME of course :)
What? I like the caveman
What? I like the caveman commercials. Well, the bowling one isn't too cool. But I like the one where the caveman guy is in the airport and sees the poster and tries to act like he doesn't care and isn't offended only he totally is.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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Any Sam Bernstein Law Firm
Any Sam Bernstein Law Firm commercials.
I just destroyed that toilet with a huge Rosenberg.
Seriously
They could have been cast in "The Hills Have Eyes", and nobody would know otherwise.
Edit: obviously, I'm joking.
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One of the sons is blind. The
One of the sons is blind. The daughter appears to have a mild lazy eye.
The blind sons name is
Richard and he's also an associate professor at Michigan and I took Political Science with him last semester...has to be one of the best and most respected professors at Michigan.
He may be a great professor,
He may be a great professor, but he's also the one who spear-headed the lawsuit against the university for the athletic facilities to have more handicapped accessibility.
I have nothing against those who are handicapped, but the whole charade was a waste of time and money as far as I'm concerned.
Uh... one of his kids is
Uh... one of his kids is blind. I'd look retarded too if I'd never seen my face.
I met them all at once. They
I met them all at once. They burst into the ER waiting room and asked me if I was an accident victim. Of course I responded "Who the hell ARE you guys?"
To which they responded (all at once) "Legion is my name...there are many of us"
troo story.
All of them have faces better
All of them have faces better suited for radio.
I just destroyed that toilet with a huge Rosenberg.
The Pizza Hut commercials
The Pizza Hut commercials where they trick "unsuspecting" customers into believing they are being served dinner at a gourmet restaurant only to be "surprised" by the wait staff, who exclaim "ITS PIZZA HUT!"
The commercial itself is only slightly annoying. The insulting part is their claim: real people on hidden cameras.
Uhm, actors are real people. And just because the cameras are hidden does not mean the actors do not know cameras are there.
Technically Pizza Hut is not lying to me, but they are doing their best to deceive me.
1 better.
They had one where they supposedly blind folded the family, drove them around like they're going to a restaurant and then snuck them back into their own house - that's right, their own fucking house - and then served them Pizza Hut delivery. They wisked the blindfolds off and the family feigned shitting themselves because they couldn't believe it was Pizza Hut delivery. Truly one of the most pathetic assaults on the public's intelligence I've ever witnessed.
They're commercials. They all suck.
I will cheerfully admit that some suck less than others.
Where's Charlie Bauman when you need him?
Ever watch the E*Trade out takes?
The site had out takes from the baby commercials and they're quite funny. I think they're up on youtube as well. The one where the black baby turns around and looks at the mom's ass and says "Oh..my...goodness!" made me laugh quite hard.
Has the whole world gone CRAZY!?!
Never seen those....but the
Never seen those....but the shankopotamus golf one is funny enough without needing outtakes.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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The Empire Carpet
The Empire Carpet commercials. They were out a couple years back and recently I saw it again, the same exact one. Also At&t and Verizon constantly going back and forth about their maps is quite annoying.
The Miller lite and bud light commercials are pretty funny and it seems theres is always some new variety to them.
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If I may
One eight hundred . . Five eight eight . . two three hundred . . .
EMPIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRE!
Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.
Go Shave America
Go Shave Barbasol. That one is terrific, made specifically for OSU fans.
Double Pits to Chesty
What does the chick who has to smell the guy's pits on the dirtbike jump Axe commercial put on her resume?
Armpit-Smelling Reporter - Axe Body Spray commercial 2010
Free Credit Report.com
When Freecreditreport.com comes on, I can't grab the remote quick enough to mute it or change the channel. Doesn't matter if they're pirates or in some car. I can't stand hearing that guy sing.
A distant 2nd would be for that insurance co with the tranny looking chick who says, "Discount!!" after everything.
All-City '66, scored 4 TDs in one game!
Isn't she the one Homer shot
Isn't she the one Homer shot in the face with his makeup gun?
Bingo!
There is a slight resemblence to Marge in that shot.
All-City '66, scored 4 TDs in one game!
It's not going anywhere despite how much I complain, but I really hate the whole "testimonial" advertisement genre with actors pretending they're real people plugging products.
"Well, I think I made my position clear there."
- L.C.