As a gameday consultant for the Colts. whatever that means.
[edit] - now with link: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6922766/indianapolis-colts-hire-jim-tr...
he's going to be looking at instant replay. honestly, that's a shitty job. i hope he hates it and gets every replay wrong.
What DOES that mean?
fuck im a colts fan
fuck im a colts fan, i hate tressel, but if he cures peytons neck injury over the next 2 weeks im fine i guess
But sir, but sir, BUT NOTHING
I was a Colts fan but then they let Mike Hart
go. And now they have Tressel. Therefore, I hate the Colts.
Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.
Great call
This might not be "logic," but it makes perfect sense to me. At least we can be happy that Charles Woodson still has "Peyton Manning's Heisman."
UM/Colts Fan
Is he trying to ruin all football for me?
Link with a credible source
Link with a credible source or it didn't happen.
here:
don't have one yet. will
don't have one yet. will updated when i find one.
here:
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Really? I suppose if I post tressel poops, and has swamp ass I'll need a link with a credible source, or that didn't happen either. Some of you guys go over the top on some of this crap.
It's a good thing Hart has
It's a good thing Hart has moved on from the Colts.
WTF...
... is a gameday consultant?
Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.
From my understanding
It's someone who sits up in the replay booth and watches every play. His job is to alert the Head coach or one of the cordinators about a play that they should challenge or ask the official to review.
Hello, 911? yeah it's Quagmire. yeah, I got it caught in the window this time.
Sounds like a great job for a
Sounds like a great job for a really, really drunk fan.
Perhaps
Perhaps they'll let Tressel get boozed up before he goes to the booth. That could be at least amusing.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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Something about him tells me
Something about him tells me that if you were to give him 1/2 of a smirnoff ice, he'd be wearing the lampshade.
Special Teams means special times!
Great job!
How many tattoos a year does it pay?
Well this should take care of
Well this should take care of that pesky little "can't work in the NCAA for the next five years" problem he's about to have.
Go Blue!
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Isn't that the person who scans your ticket as you enter the stadium?
Nope.
The Game Day Consultant hooks up memorabilia dealers with players after game day.
Go Blue!
He also has no clue
about where the players are getting all of their really nice rides, but he makes sure they all park in their designated spaces.
Soooo I should hate the
Soooo I should hate the Colts? Got it.
Salary and Benefits consultant ...
He knows how to keep his players happy
Just announced on 97.1 The
Just announced on 97.1 The Fan. Tressel will review replays in the booth for the Colts. He's getting paid to watch the game. Sign me up.
Edit: In CBus, not Detroit.
Mmmkay
Link? Link.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6922766/indianapolis-colts-hire-jim-tr...
Caldwell says Tressel will serve primarily as a consultant on replays, which will allow the other coaches to focus on their individual jobs without having to worry about making decisions on replay reviews.
He will prob have the day off
for the B1G Championship game then yes? I'm wondering if working for the franchise means he's a stadium employee too.
Nm
Was typing as the edits of his job description came in...
I hate the Colts
Since they are the Patriot's nemesis AND because their QB is Peyton Manning. Now I have a thrid reason!
GO BLUE!
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Peyton Manning and his
Peyton Manning and his forehead count as two reasons. Now you have four.
Question . . .
If he sees a bad call on a third down play that would give the Colts a first down will he still want them to challenge it? After all, his favorite play is the punt.
Hurry! Someone in Indiana
Hurry! Someone in Indiana go buy up all the blue vests at the Indianapolis WalMart and Kohl's.
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
Does he have to serve a 5
Does he have to serve a 5 game suspension for "making decisions that undermined the integrity of coaching"? Maybe TP will still appeal his NFL suspension after all.
After the Colts/Bengals game
After the Colts/Bengals game I was waiting by the Colts buses to say hello to my friend who is on the Colts. Before any Colts came out, I noticed a red Mustang leaving under police escort. Who was driving the Mustang? None other than Jim Tressel. If it makes everyone feel better, a couple people heckled him as he drove off (his windows were open).
I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
I can only assume that the
I can only assume that the car had dealer plates on it.
"Nobody cares what you think!"
NOOOOOO!!!
I'm a huge Colts fan! This absolutely sucks. I feel like I was just punched in the uterus.
A Møøse once bit my sister. No realli!
This is the universe telling
This is the universe telling you that you shouldn't be a Colts fan.
This has nothing to do with Michigan football.
Why??
I don't understand why Tressel would take this job. With his knowledge of X's and O's, I can't imagine he couldn't get a better job in the NFL than that! And if not this year, he's got enough money to take at least one year off (I assume). Its embarrassing!
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
Totally agree. This sounds
Totally agree. This sounds like a job for a 22-year old who's putting in his work to start a coaching career.
On the bright side, the NCAA might actually have a "look what can happen to you if you cheat" poster child for coaches.
goddammit
i like the colts enough to dislike the patriots (and tom brady) despite tom brady, but this is one bridge too far...
RIP my avatar, June 14, 1998 - October 26, 2012.
Salary cap consultant?
Maybe he was hired to work around the salary cap. Seems like he had a good deal of experience while at OSU.
prob gonna be too busy
prob gonna be too busy checkin out the tats rather than the play
I hope he stumbles through like
that NCAA interview. UHHHHHH I think UHHHH you know UHHHHH you should UHHHHH challenge that uhhhhh last play UHHHHHH you know.
If he misses a key replay, is
If he misses a key replay, is that a failure to report or a failure to monitor?
Seems like he possesses both of these skills.
WTF?
Does this make sense to anyone? Why would Tressel take this job? Does it count as being on an NFL coahing staff? Unless, it pays really well in which case I will have another reason to question my job choice.
"Nobody cares what you think!"
Blue and White Vest?
Blue and White Vest? What a tool.
I like the hire. As a Titans
I like the hire. As a Titans fan, it gives me yet another reason to hate Indy.
In related news I saw where Bruce Pearl took a marketing exec job with HT Hackney Co. Laying low and getting paid is probably the better route to go if the SweatVest wants to coach again.
Catbird Seat
. . . for the B1G Ten Championship Game.
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What has happened to Michigan fans?
Back in Bo's day Michigan may have hated OSU but Bo and fans respected Woody after he was fired. I've seen the videos of Bo and Woody and -- once their competition was over after Woody was fired -- they resumed their friendship. Bo acknowledged Woody's greatness (and winning record against UM) and Woody acknowledged Bo's winning record against OSU and against Woody himself.
Tressel's gone, he was 8-1 (or 9-1) against Michigan and he deserves respect.
I'm not sure why folks are behaving so bitterly. It's on Michigan to beat OSU and Yressel shouldn't be blamed for his incredible success. I respect him. It is good for Michigan that he's gone.
I'm sick of all the negativity. Why can't people focus on football -- Michigan football -- and not be so caught up in sour grapes?
Tressel is a liar. AFAIK,
Tressel is a liar. AFAIK, Woody was a lot of things, but dishonest was not one of them. If Tressel had integrity and cared about the rivalry enough not to sully it with lies, he would be respected. Cooper, Carr, Bo, Woody, those guys are respected. Save your respect for the people who have earned respect.
Go Blue!
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No. He cheated. Woody may have been a bit crazy, but not a cheater. I'll never respect a cheat.
Also, did he have his job interview when he was in Indy for the NCAA infraction meeting? That seems a little ironic.