It's been a slowish day on the board, so here's some humor for you. Ohio woman responds to theft accusation by. . .pooping in the store. Link? Link.
OT- Today's Ohio humor
What, there were no coolers handy?
screw them, I gave you one
And I'll give you one. Anybody who uses Bob Ross as an avatar is OK by me.
Remember - we don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents.
Imagining someone say something like "I have AIDS, don't make me spit on you." is killing me! hahaha
...a Cleveland Steamer.
Yet still less disgusting than an Alabama hot pocket
You know shit's out of control when being infested by bedbugs is your most hygenic trait.
I feel bad for the minimum wager that inevitably had to mop that shit up.
Ha! It's a pun.
as they say, shit rolls downhill.
I don't. I had to do it before when I worked at a movie theater. Consider it a christening of sorts.
so take a big whiff."
[Yes, my wife also wonders why I can recite lines from a movie about high school cheerleaders.]
...it's his dooty.
Don't have to read the link, pretty sure she was in the camping section and did it in a cooler.
scared the shit out of her and when you have the urge to runs, you gotta go.
I'll never wipe this story from my memory.
It was what happened next that made the story complete somehow:
"That wasn't the end, sadly. The suspect then left the store, heading toward Warrensville Center and Colony Rd., when the manager caught up with her. She then threatened to pepper spray him, told him she had AIDS and "would spit on him," and later, when the police arrived, said she had colon cancer and bed bugs, before again pulling down her pants."
You can always opt for the appropriate help, of course, but sometimes...
Sometimes I believe that the headline writers go for it and see if they can get one past the editors.
She did a swipe and wipe!!!
Well, maybe she really didn't wipe - oh my she is 100% buckeye and proud. .
Everything weird in America happens in Florida and Ohio. I don't know why
with the article.
the only place in the country where you can get 3 turds for a $10.00 spot.