I love rookie hazing. Story and names/costumes HERE.
I love rookie hazing. Story and names/costumes HERE.
Here's Al Alburquerque stopping to pose with the rookies:
I feel bad for Wolverines Devotee because a lot of people on this board probably confuse him or her with miserable old you.
I did at first, but once you recognize the distinct difference in writing style and posting tone, distinguishing between the two becomes quite easy.
I'll never get back the 15 seconds it took to learn the difference. On the plus side, it was time well spent.
He calls a bunch of overpaid walk in the park baseball players getting hazed by dressing up as fairies stupid and you take enough offense to that to call him/her old and miserable. I have no problem with someone actually finding this stupid.
Also, I'm not old...31.
Well, that depends on who is asking...
Well I can't just call you "man"...
Maybe it's nearly every other post that this troll writes that makes him or her miserable...
Wow did you take the words out of my mouth. For a while there I wondered what had happened to Wolverines Devotee cause his posts had turned so negative and angry until I realized it was two different people.
Wolverines Dominate had these cheerful thoughts to share with us lately.......
|27 min 13 secago||stupid||
|1 hour 6 minago||There is nothing wrong with||
There is nothing wrong with opening a thread to say "this is stupid."
|1 hour 48 minago||As far as I know, the band is||
As far as I know, the band is not part of the athletic department AND they usually fund their own operations, so I'm not too sure they can really afford to make those long trips. The band will make trips to MSU, ND, and Ohio every time we play in their stadiums, but not all road games are definite for the band.
|1 day 2 hoursago||I think a quick search on||
I think a quick search on your TV guide will answer your question.
|1 day 2 hoursago||Love how even when playing||
Love how even when playing FAMU, their fans think of M.
Also, I will never set foot in that shit hole stadium, especially on a game day. They are the most unbearable fans in the country and it really is not even close.
|1 day 16 hoursago||I am so irritated. I just||
I am so irritated. I just want a game like Ohio had today.
|1 day 17 hoursago||As much as I love night||
As much as I love night games, the long wait is unbearable. Almost time though.
|1 day 23 hoursago||I see this thread weekly. The||
I see this thread weekly. The link posted above is also the first reply every time. Save it.
|2 days 14 hoursago||This is clearly a lie.||
This is clearly a lie.
|2 days 15 hoursago||No one cares what you are||
No one cares what you are drinkin
I dunno about that. Take out the Magnus stuff and you're not that bad.
I actually find them both to be quite insufferable so confusing so the two is really NBD.
In different ways and to different degrees, though. Devotee tends to be well-meaning. If at times insufferable, he's not trying to be. Dominate is just actively anti-social and hopefully mentally unstable so that there's an excuse (and some medication) for being a prick.
If you had them at a party, Devotee would be that guy bouncing from conversation to conversation going "oh man you think that's crazy let me tell you about the time I had at the Akron game." Dominate would do nothing but bitch about the free beer, and wouldn't have brought anything to pass.
I do dislike sharing. After all, I'm a Republican.
I love it. And if you think this is mean spirited, the rookies seem to be having fun...
having fun. There is nothing wrong with this, flat out.
i never had this urge. It's fascinating. Used to live in Provincetown and every spring they have a cross-dressing gala there. A lot of the guys are straight; a lot of them come with their wives. They do little fashion show and burlesque numbers, and some take it quite seriously, bursting into tears after their performances. I totally approve of anyone's compulsion to cross-dress or just doing it for fun, but I still just totally don't get it.
It's not like they're choosing to do this. If they didn't go along with it, they'd be viewed as a prima donna dick in the clubhouse. Remember that whole thing with Dez Bryant not carrying Roy Williams' gear off the practice field. Not that that really had any long lasting effects on his career or reputation (that we know of), but he got quite a bit of bad PR about it at the time.
Always like the rookie hazings. The Nationals' Smurf getups a couple years ago was the best one I've seen.
Bullpen makes the rookie carry the snacks and drinks to the bullpen in a girls hello kitty like backpack, simple but funny.
...are there boys hello kitty backpacks? Maybe there are, but I wouldn't have guessed it.
does this too. Whether it's a boys' or girls' backpack, I don't know, but it's definitely Hello Kitty and pink.
They should make them shovel all the shit that flows through there whenever there's a storm out of the clubhouse. That's some real hazing.
Looking forward to the potential A's-Tigers rematch
I know we took them down last year, but that was really close, and they're a hot team right now.
We clearly have some senior members who are more than capable of coming up with various trials and tribulations for noobs.