OT-Tiger Woods jokes

Submitted by marc_from_novi on
OK, if according to an earlier thread fat jokes are getting old, let's start hearing some Tiger Woods jokes. Did you hear what he and his wife were doing out at 2:30am? Clubbing.
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zohizzle101

December 3rd, 2009 at 7:57 PM ^

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still belowpar. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They were clubbing. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of clubs -- they will be called "Clubs You Can Beat Tiger With". Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name? Cheetah Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

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BlueFanInWI

December 3rd, 2009 at 5:52 PM ^

Most sports advocates believe Tiger Woods' incident with his wife will actually improve his golf game. Let's face it; when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you are going to see a lot of birdies!

Joined: 10/21/2009

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MichMike86

December 3rd, 2009 at 6:34 PM ^

Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement. According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls.

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The Fifteenth

December 4th, 2009 at 8:04 PM ^

do you know what other prominent figure cheated on his wife with multiple women?? that's right. Gandhi. leave the dude alone, all he's doing is living out all of our dreams of someday cheating on our Norwegian model wives with multiple celebrities.

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