He'll either call in sick or just rip on Michigan and how unimportant all of the other bowls are besides the Rose Bowl. But for those who would like to dream of a rant, I give you again:
I listen to this once a year, and completely forgot about it until now. Just replace Wisky for ND and some of the older coaches/players for current guys. I honestly feel bad to for the kids on State (minus Gholston and Worthy) but Valenti can choke on applesauce.