OT: Is there such thing as a news boner?

Submitted by pdxwolve on

Because I think I have one.

 

EDIT: and it has lasted for more than four hours, yet I have not called a physician.

MGoBoard
Football

TrppWlbrnID

May 31st, 2011 at 8:42 AM ^

1. drag 2 clawfoot bathtubs to the top of a hill at sunset

2. fill one with warm water, lavender bath salts. fill the other with ice

3. help your wife / gf get into the lavender bath

4. get your 4 hour boner into the ice bath.  this is what they show on the commercials

Joined: 10/29/2009

MGoPoints: 9847

MGoBender

May 31st, 2011 at 9:17 AM ^

This joke was funny when it was obscurely refereced in another thread.  Actually coming out and saying "I have a news boner" and creating a new thread to do so?  Not funny.

Joined: 03/26/2010

MGoPoints: 15128