OT: Terrible female announcer cage match
Watching the OKC vs. Lakers game has made me contemplate whether it's possible that Doris Burke is worse than Pam Ward. Maybe it's because being 4 months removed from football season means Ward's awfulness is not fresh enough in my mind.
I'm sure there are women that could do a good job announcing, but these two are really awful.
April 24th, 2010 at 10:08 PM ^
When I read this thread title I thought it was about a terrible female announcer announcing a UFC cage fight or something so I opened it to comment that no matter how bad she is, Doris Burke is worse. Well I will agree that Doris is terrible.
April 24th, 2010 at 10:22 PM ^
... what does UFC stand for in this thread?
April 24th, 2010 at 10:41 PM ^
Unusual Fecal Contaminants
Unbelievably Foul Commentators?
April 24th, 2010 at 10:27 PM ^
is that one of them would exit the cage with the ability to continue announcing.
April 24th, 2010 at 11:54 PM ^
I actually think Burke does a decent job. Pam Ward is horrible, though. Matt Millen is worse than either, and he hurls Eastern European ethnic slurs.
and, thus, detest Millen, but he will always have a special place in my heart for coining the nickname "Studbolt" when referring to TForce against ND.
"You, Sir, are a Studbolt!" Is there any greater compliment one man can give to another?
It's also a perfect setup for a "That's what she said!" and I'm pretty sure that makes it even better.
Female cage matches suck unless at least one of the participants has at least one redeeming factor. That eliminates both Burke and Ward.
I don't know about "horrible" and "cage fight" but I think most would agree that an Andrews vs Thompson mud wrestling would be awesome.
April 25th, 2010 at 10:02 AM ^
I've always thought Burke was okay. You may not like her personally but she seems prepared and sincere. Ward doesn't have anything of value to say and consequently adds a lot of worthless dribble.
April 25th, 2010 at 11:00 AM ^
Pam Ward is the worst part of being a middling Big Ten team.
I'm OT my bad...you did say Female.
Burke is not wonderful, nowhere near as good as ESPN/ABC wants to sell her to us.
That being said, Ward sucks a lot. A whole lot.