OT: Terrible female announcer cage match

Submitted by j-turn14 on April 24th, 2010 at 10:03 PM

Watching the OKC vs. Lakers game has made me contemplate whether it's possible that Doris Burke is worse than Pam Ward. Maybe it's because being 4 months removed from football season means Ward's awfulness is not fresh enough in my mind. I'm sure there are women that could do a good job announcing, but these two are really awful.

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April 24th, 2010 at 10:08 PM ^

When I read this thread title I thought it was about a terrible female announcer announcing a UFC cage fight or something so I opened it to comment that no matter how bad she is, Doris Burke is worse. Well I will agree that Doris is terrible.

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Sven_Da_M

April 24th, 2010 at 10:22 PM ^

... what does UFC stand for in this thread?

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j-turn14

April 24th, 2010 at 10:41 PM ^

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April 25th, 2010 at 3:01 AM ^

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Sgt. Wolverine

April 24th, 2010 at 10:27 PM ^

is that one of them would exit the cage with the ability to continue announcing.

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dakotapalm

April 24th, 2010 at 11:54 PM ^

I actually think Burke does a decent job. Pam Ward is horrible, though. Matt Millen is worse than either, and he hurls Eastern European ethnic slurs.

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Logan88

April 25th, 2010 at 2:14 PM ^

and, thus, detest Millen, but he will always have a special place in my heart for coining the nickname "Studbolt" when referring to TForce against ND. "You, Sir, are a Studbolt!" Is there any greater compliment one man can give to another?

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CleverMichigan…

April 25th, 2010 at 2:20 PM ^

It's also a perfect setup for a "That's what she said!" and I'm pretty sure that makes it even better.

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Tater

April 25th, 2010 at 3:02 AM ^

Female cage matches suck unless at least one of the participants has at least one redeeming factor. That eliminates both Burke and Ward.

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April 25th, 2010 at 7:56 AM ^

I don't know about "horrible" and "cage fight" but I think most would agree that an Andrews vs Thompson mud wrestling would be awesome.

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SysMark

April 25th, 2010 at 10:02 AM ^

I've always thought Burke was okay. You may not like her personally but she seems prepared and sincere. Ward doesn't have anything of value to say and consequently adds a lot of worthless dribble.

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