OT: Tebow can not only throw a great pass...
....but he can hit the cover off a baseball! And I was kidding about throwing a great pass. I am only posting this because I know many on here heart Tebow.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Holy-cow-Tim-Tebo…
is that after one particularly jarring hit shattered his bat, Tebow assembled the pieces, prayed over them, and they were divinely re-fused into a single.
And then the bat sprouted a leaf.
...he saved one splintered piece to perform circumcisions with.
Isn't there already a movie about this called "The Natural"?
Does this mean Tebow is going to get shot in a hotel room by Barbara Hershey? That'll do some number on his public image.
The bat was made of gopher wood and is pro rated to stand up to any 40 day flood.
That's why he hit two of every kind of pitch.
It's also good for beating off the Giant Squid.
Beating off a giant squid...that is not "ink" you are covered in.
Tebow is a great baseball player, but don't ask him to play catcher. It's WAY too close to playing under center.
"You have to decide what you have to be proud about, and being a football player doesn't make you any more special than anybody else," Tebow said. "Football gives me a platform and with that platform comes a responsibility and obligation to make a difference in people's lives."
I would say I'm a better person for reading that, but the comparison between him and I make me feel like I've been dragged through the mud.
My hat's off to you, Tim; good luck being special and not being special...
12 home runs on 15 pitches is pretty freaking amazing.
Kim Jong-Il would do better.
Immediately after inventing the pitch and the home run, he hit 16 home runs on 15 pitches.
A Tim Tebow thread can't go without this video:
I love that fucking song.
The bat he used must have been made from the crucifix Jesus died on
Must have used his god like powers to slow the ball down when it was coming to him so he could hit all those home runs.