Apologies if this is too off-topic for the board, but I had to share this with a hopefully appreciative audience
So I was having a snack at Dirty Frank's in downtown Columbus (it's actually a pretty cool hot dog joint - http://dirtyfrankscolumbus.com/ - fans of Red Hot Lovers should visit Dirty Frank's if they're ever stuck in Columbus) Anyways, I'm at the bar placing my order and a woman five seats away within earshot is telling the bartender about her new tattoo that she'd gotten earlier in the day.
It's a tattoo of the state of Ohio with a heart in it.
On her armpit.
There's a metaphor in there somewhere but damned if I'm going to go look for it.
Anyways, commence with the 'cool story, bro's.