So funny thing, I got out the vaporizer tonight. Which is always a super neat way to start a post, and naturally I started thinking about Star Trek and the potential connection to the root source of Dilithium. Then I thought, man, I finally really understand what Esplode means but I urban dictionary-ed (that’s a real verb) Esplode and there are a few options.
1. A term that replaces "explode." Based on a King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill must tutor a football player from the local school. In his essay about propane, the student thanks God for not being "esploded."
2. An engrish translation of the word explode. Referenced in a Strongbad sketch.
3. To explode and then return to it's normal state before exploding.
Then I thought, man that sucks that my Esplode might be different then everyone else’s Esplode. In an effort to make sure that we are Esploding the same things in our heads. What do you think when you read Esplode. No wrong answers, it’s like just your opinion man.
Out of these three my top draft choice would be….aghh…uhhh… <ESPLODE>