how do you do it? is there any way for me to enjoy my precious michigan athletics without succumbing to the grasp of the shadowy trans-global telecom cartel? life without "cheaters", "diners, drive-ins, and dives", "miami valet parkers", "beverly hills roofers", and tlc's "i didn't know i was being murdered", will be tough, no doubt, but i'm willing to make the sacrifice if there's some way for me to keep watching sports. please advise.
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