OT: Sparty, NO! Part XXXVI
This thing, it speaks for itself.
http://www.detnews.com/article/20100415/METRO/4150489/Cops--MSU-thong-t…
Giggity!
A thong chaffing his ass crack would explain Dantonio's shitty disposition.
If these guys swiped his drawers that would explain his tight-lipped, "God, I hope I don't shit my pants!" expression he wears at all times.
April 15th, 2010 at 10:31 PM ^
That man needs a bucket of prunes or maybe several spoons of Metamucil.
All he did was a (few) panty raids, no big deal. It is not like he beat up a bunch of nerds.
... This is a clear case of the "Sorry for partying" defense.
he was stealing clean thongs.
I, too, would wait until they were fully washed and dried before stapling them to my fraternity corkboard in the main hallway.
Of course, we usually did this in teams in my day, while diverting the females with a 1/2 keg in their kitchen.
Note to freshmen: steal from dresser drawers or dryer not from laundry basket or bathroom floor.
I think we'll just have to agree to disagree.
Guessing he needed to steal them from the dryer because he probably wasn't anywhere near a young lady's dresser.
Spongebob would be proud
April 15th, 2010 at 10:43 PM ^
Let me see that thonggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
That thongthongthongthongthong
April 15th, 2010 at 10:38 PM ^
Step 1: Steal (a lot of) ladies' underwear
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: Profit!!
Basic economic principles brought you by the Underpants Gnomes.
April 15th, 2010 at 11:01 PM ^
What did she think college was for, exactly?
The dayth when you can get away w that kind of thong are over, thon. Don't think you can get away with that around here. You've thtolen your last thong. That kind of thong is completely out of plaith in East Lanthing.
I pictured Lou Holth while reading it.
stealing thong panties from a dormitory dryer is illegal? Where? How? Show me the statute, damnitt!! I see nothing wrong with this behavior.
Has Dantonio offered him a scholly yet?
April 16th, 2010 at 10:02 AM ^
His crime is not setherious enough to warrent a scholarship.