he's on the prowl for doughnuts
Charlie Weiss, Why are we hiding behind this counter?
Shh! Not hiding, Hunting!
What are we Hunting?
Doughnuts
Why did you have us bring so much frosting and chocolate?
The hunter only brings what he needs for the hunt!
(High pitched whine of the engine as he scooters his way over to his prey)
I'm going to skip all the obvious fat opportunities for employment....Subway with Jerrod, Weight Watchers with Kirstie Allie, Nutrisystem with Lawrence Taylor...
If I had to guess, he'll end up being a commentator somewhere. Digger Phelps and Lou Holtz will help him break into the business. The last thing I want to see is another ND Homer on Television.
I would love to see Lou replaced. He always sounds like he's talking with a mouth full of shit. Then, when you actually listen to what he says, you know it has to be. I wonder who on the ND team he will be pimping for Heisman this year.
He's the OC for the Chiefs. He has taken his schematic advantage out West.
That is a "decided" schematic advantage to you, mortal.
If he was 11 feet tall.
nice pull on the Cheers ref.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:52 PM ^
That was my favorite Cheers line of all time.
Sam: "Hey Norm! Jack Frost nippin' at your nose?"
Norm: "Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nippin' at my liver."
That poor cart....
But I'm going to miss him as the coach at Notre Dame. Aside from all the funny fat lines you can throw around when talking about him, he wasn't a very good coach. He helped us get the biggest win in the RR era so far by throwing bombs down field instead of running out the clock. Miss you bug guy :(
August 1st, 2010 at 10:11 AM ^
there aren't many vehicles that have more than 4 wheels. He should just say F%$# it and get metal legs.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:23 AM ^
Boy - he looks like shit. Even worse than usual.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:27 AM ^
He's not doing that bad, once he has recovered from his 2nd knee surgery he'll be back to his same self
August 1st, 2010 at 10:34 AM ^
And is that a good thing? Eventually when you are 150 pounds overweight, your knees say 'Fuck it, we're out of here.'
August 1st, 2010 at 10:41 AM ^
pretty sure his knees got taken out on the sideline (remember the doctors saying his knees looked as though he'd been in a car crash?) He got around pretty well before hand, and was actually losing weight as well.
If you're looking for a fat guy to make fun of, you don't have to look much farther than your own sideline
August 1st, 2010 at 11:27 AM ^
Charlie Weis probably weighs 150 lbs more than Rod Smith.
August 1st, 2010 at 11:35 AM ^
which is nice.
August 1st, 2010 at 12:25 PM ^
To be fair, Rod Smith has two working knees. But yeah, Rod Smith is not on the verge of breaking through the field turf.
August 1st, 2010 at 12:43 PM ^
I'd look at my own sideline but I can't take my eyes off that little white schmeg sitting in the corner of Weis' mouth. Disgusting. Someone give that guy a napkin.
At least the guys on our sideline don't look like upside down light bulbs.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:25 AM ^
Looks like he's up to about 315.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:26 AM ^
Actually isn't all bad. I am impressed by a lot of what he has done off the field (no, not just eating). He has brought a lot of attention to developmental disorders and has done some other good things. I also respect him for being as successful as he has (his success basically ends at getting the ND job) for never playing college ball. To me that's impressive.
That being said, the picture is ridiculous. I wish someone would change his wiki picture to this. Even the qb in the background who probably won't make the team because he looks to be about as old as the number on his jersey (#16) is just looking at ol' Charlie like WTF? Get the man some crutches or something, come on, this could only be more outlandish if he had little trinkets dangling from things and maybe a troll glued to the arm rest. He looks like a bizarre Mimi from the Drew Carrey Show riding some six wheeled super wheel chair from the future (or from Stars Wars assuming they make wheel chairs for Jabba).
August 1st, 2010 at 10:33 AM ^
Is a Hoveround!
My dad's friend was actually Weis' roomate in college, the guy my dad knows played at ND.
"I wish someone would change his wiki picture to this."
And done...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Weis
Let's see how long this stays up...it's 1:37 EST when I made the edit
Nice, but it says Weis in May 2008 under it.
I wish someone would change his wiki picture to this.
Looks like someone took your advice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Weis
Edit: Beat me by a minute. Someone already changed it back, though.
Please refrain from uploading disruptive images with no encyclopedic value, such as Charlie Weis. It is considered vandalism. Thank you. Denniss (talk) 17:45, 1 August 2010 (UTC)
Bu-bu-bu-bullshizz
August 2nd, 2010 at 11:34 AM ^
with the moderator at wikipedia. The way it was done, it was obviously a crack on Charlie Weis by changing just the main picture and nothing else. Rather, the way it SHOULD have been done is to change the second picture showing Chuckie on the ND sideline in 2009. That should be updated to "Weis at Chiefs training camp in July 2010" because it's right next to the bit about his joining the Chiefs as OC. And you can also relate it to that bit about his knee injury against Michigan. See? Now it's relevant (in more ways than one) and has encyclopedic value.
Someone get on that.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:26 AM ^
For the sake of his rep he never should have left New England...but he obviously pocketed some serious coin in South Bend.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:36 AM ^
Looks like a fat Stephen Hawking.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:40 AM ^
Rockin this.
August 1st, 2010 at 11:22 AM ^
The best thing about this shirt is, when I saw this post I actually invisioned him wearing this at a chinese bufet or something. Needless to say I actually got a good laugh out of that vision. I can see him now, filling up his plate with sweet and sour chicken telling the guy next to him how he brings a schematic advantage to filling up his plate.
What did Jimmy Buffet ever do to you?
His music
August 1st, 2010 at 11:13 AM ^
He's only a few years away from this:
August 1st, 2010 at 12:25 PM ^
tried to eat me
August 1st, 2010 at 12:37 PM ^
Oh, Christ. Cracking on Charlie Weis is an MGoBlog staple.
Charlie Weis is fat. Lou Holtz slobbers when he sthpeaks and is senile. Jim Tressel likes Seagrams. Mike Barwis wrestles killer whales, bobcats and alligators before breakfast. Red Berenson can burn a hole through your skull with just a glare.
I know I've missed a bunch, but there's a starter set for us.
Do they?
We hatin'...
Coachin', and looks like he's about 330...
Not in the face, ok?