Need some assistance from any and all MGoComedians. I'm going to Columbus for a golf weekend with my wife's family, some staunch osu fans in the bunch, and I need some good one liners.
Given all the troubles they've had lately, and given that I'm going to be decked out in all the Maize and Blue I can tastefully wear playing golf (which is a surprising amount, afterall) I want to have some good zingers to throw back in their face when the inevitable comment comes my way.
I have two decent ones so far...first a response to any physical threats with "Carlos would be so proud of you" or "Oh, I get hit in the face, too, huh?" And the second basically explaining that I'm purposefully wearing clothes that would keep me from being mistaken as an osu football player for fear of being arrested.
Any help would be much appreciated. Thanks!
Edit: Updated title for clarity per some good advice.