Everyone remembers the story of the little guy, Jack Hoffman, who scored a touchdown at the Nebraska spring game while battling brain cancer. The world learned today that his cancer is in remission and he no longer needs chemotherapy. Of course he will need monitoring and maybe more treatment in the future, but his case is moving in a very positive direction, and it's great to start the day off reading some good news like that. Because fuck little-kid cancer, man - it's the worst thing ever. Go Jack!
mesmerism! presidential assassinations! circuses on fire!