OT- Shy lady at the office? No way..
So,
Our new accounting department manager lady is nice. She's friendly and all of that. Her thing is to make herself always seem like the perfect "business professional". Yeah, whatever,, that's fine.
She's in her mid-late 30's and is decent looking n stuff..whatever..
So, today at the office, one of their department laser printers needs a toner cartridge replaced. I'm walking by the storage room and she sees me walk by and stops me. She can't find the right replacement.
So I'm like, ok, It's gotta be in here somewhere and start looking with her.
Our company started using those damn generic cartridges, so the labels on them are terrible and impossible to read.
I'm on one side of the storage room looking up and down the shelf and she's on the other.
I turn around to look at the numbers on the original cartridge again and she's on her hands and knees reaching under the shelf.
As I glance down I notice a giant tramp stamp where her shirt crept up. The tattoo says, "S L U T" with a little designy thing around it.
.....
Haha,, So now I can't stop thinking about it. I'm a normal guy yanno. I'm happily married and not thinking about anything like THAT at all, but it stirred my inner 16 year old boy.
Now the next time I see her in a meeting I won't be able to pay attention.
What say you MGOBLOG world? I thought about all those college girls that got these tats years ago.. There are gonna be grandmas with stamps soon.... wtf?
February 11th, 2010 at 1:58 PM ^
Dear Penthouse...
February 11th, 2010 at 2:27 PM ^
but is she actually hot!???
February 11th, 2010 at 2:47 PM ^
I guess so.. I've never really thought about her like that until I saw the tat.
If I was a single guy at a bar,,,I guess I'd say...
I'd buy her a drink at 10:30, but not offer to take her home.
I'd check up on her at 11:30, and see what she's got going on later
I'd realize at 12:30 that she's still on her feet and ready to go.
By 1:30 I'd ask her if she has any friends that wanna join us.
By 2:30 I'd know why she had the stamp.
February 11th, 2010 at 3:40 PM ^
yeah...a 6.5. Converting to the star system, she is a mid-level three star (although the tattoo suggests she might be undervalued). If she plays the timing, etc., of her recruitment right, very few will turn her away, but she's no blue-chipper (although she could really make the male-equivalent a MAC school's month by "committing").
February 11th, 2010 at 3:48 PM ^
yeah, but if you know the "recruit" already has a stamp like that, would that increase the stars? I mean, it appears the recruit has already developed a professional work ethic and wants to be a star at the next level.
Not a sleeper for sure!
February 11th, 2010 at 4:18 PM ^
I have scrapped the old out of ten system. Too many guru's qualifying this and that.
0 or 1
only qualifier drunk 1's they are obviously still 1's, but you wouldn't unless you could tell your friend, ah but I was drunk)
This lady is a 1. Sight unseen
February 11th, 2010 at 5:12 PM ^
I converted to this system right around spring break of my senior year. Either you would, or you wouldn't.
February 11th, 2010 at 5:29 PM ^
my friends and I just used to say "yes or no"...sometimes out of nowhere if you weren't paying attention.
February 11th, 2010 at 7:48 PM ^
Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
February 11th, 2010 at 9:21 PM ^
Sounds like she may not have the ideal measurables at the combine, but on-the-field performance more than makes up for it.
February 12th, 2010 at 12:10 PM ^
please, like you'd need 60 minutes to get to the bottom of that mystery
February 11th, 2010 at 2:30 PM ^
maybe not the only thing to remind you of that crazy weekend in Jamaica. Definitely wasn't expecting that haha
February 11th, 2010 at 5:05 PM ^
I know this doesn't mean much to others, but it's been getting to me lately:
Websites need to debug their damn flash objects before they publish them. I use the debugging version of the flash player on most computers I use, and getting random popups for flash errors is NOT my idea of a good time.
edit: hell, this one even crashed my browser. Good times!
February 11th, 2010 at 1:59 PM ^
uhh why don't you take a break and sit this one out buddy.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^
It'll be your own inside joke. Although, at some point, she's going to notice that you always seem to be 'amused' in her presence. So, be ready for they day she asks you "what up?"...
February 11th, 2010 at 2:16 PM ^
When she asks "what up?" just tell her you keep your keys in your front pocket.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:21 PM ^
I think it'll be closer to "Why do you always look at me like that you freaking creeper."
February 11th, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^
SO then I'm like, cool story bro.
Condensed version for lazy people: The somewhat attractive 30ish woman in this guy's office has a tramp stamp.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^
Over/Under on OP's actual age?
February 11th, 2010 at 2:14 PM ^
I'll save you some time. 34.
It's offseason and I thought it was a funny story. Sorry to ruin your fucking blog.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:08 PM ^
The old "can't find the right toner" opener. Sounds like she's got you exactly where she wants you.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:08 PM ^
maybe its her daughters name?
February 11th, 2010 at 2:12 PM ^
I got hardz
February 11th, 2010 at 2:13 PM ^
Is she from Ohio?
February 11th, 2010 at 2:14 PM ^
Are you sure it didn't say "T R A S H"?
February 11th, 2010 at 2:15 PM ^
Reminds me of when I was working in the US Senate and I was visiting the House Gallery listening to proceedings and there was a staffer sitting down on the floor leaning over the seat in front of her talking to a Rep and clearly visible was the tramp stamp...completely unexpected. Really do not understand what desire there would be to get a tattoo like that.
OP is 43.5
February 11th, 2010 at 2:19 PM ^
What makes you think this is off-topic??
February 11th, 2010 at 2:20 PM ^
I would start a convo. with her about tattoos and ask if she had any. If she denied just say "that's not what I heard." Laugh. Then walk away.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:24 PM ^
That's my wife,by the way,she got those same looks when she was a nun.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:31 PM ^
I fully support this thread. Old people with tramp stamps rule.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:32 PM ^
and then I found 5 dollars.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:32 PM ^
People offering laser removal of tattoos are going to get very rich over the next 50 years.
I mean, how could you seriously EVER marry a girl that has SLUT tattooed to her lower back? Bang out a few times, sure, but marry? No way.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:44 PM ^
All I'd require is my wife tattoo the possessive form of my name above the word "Slut". You know, we wear wedding rings to mark that we're off limits, just adjust the tramp stamps accordingly.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:47 PM ^
The SLUT doesn't have to be a deal breaker,just take her back to the ink man and turn that U into an O.
February 11th, 2010 at 3:26 PM ^
brightside is the "tat" isn't on her ankle, those are the definition of trash and/or slut, followed by the inner wrist ones.
February 11th, 2010 at 4:05 PM ^
going to have to disagree there, I think the visible upper boob tat is still the champ when it comes to easily IDing the trailer folk...
Aug
February 11th, 2010 at 4:15 PM ^
I call them tittoos. The most trashy though is the vag-tat. Barely visable when wearing regular clothing, but fully trashy wearing a bikini.
February 11th, 2010 at 4:58 PM ^
to say the girls that have "angel wings" on their backs are pretty trashy...
February 11th, 2010 at 6:02 PM ^
like those wings are gonna fool St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Whoa, let that angel right on through ... "
February 16th, 2010 at 8:32 PM ^
"working girl" who had the Cadillac on her side. On her lower back she had a tat of the Detroit skyline.
Gotta' tell ya' it worked for me. She absorbed all of my cash that night.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:41 PM ^
I'm going to have to throw the challenge flag on that....
The tattoo actually spelled that? Who in their right mind would do that? That's the bigger question. You sure it wasn't a 'ü'? Not that it matters...
February 11th, 2010 at 2:41 PM ^
if she would ever get a tattoo, as if you don't know it's there, just to see what she says.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:42 PM ^
Yes and report back... I'm curious now.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:53 PM ^
I'm not losing my job over this. I know what I saw.
I can see it now:
Me: What's up accounting manager?
Her: Hey, what can I do for you?
Me: I don't have any tats, DO YOU?
Her: WTF?
HER: Hello? HR? Can you come down here?
February 11th, 2010 at 3:26 PM ^
You: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii it's the toner babe!
Her: Sup, stud?
You: I saw your wicked tat. That makes me HAUTTT!
Cue C.H.I.Ps music... or cue alternate HR phone call, which would totally suck.
February 11th, 2010 at 3:43 PM ^
True... but it's better than doing this:
February 12th, 2010 at 10:53 AM ^
this lame? My company is so much more laid back.