OT- Shy lady at the office? No way..

Submitted by marat0044 on

So,
Our new accounting department manager lady is nice. She's friendly and all of that. Her thing is to make herself always seem like the perfect "business professional". Yeah, whatever,, that's fine.

She's in her mid-late 30's and is decent looking n stuff..whatever..

So, today at the office, one of their department laser printers needs a toner cartridge replaced. I'm walking by the storage room and she sees me walk by and stops me. She can't find the right replacement.
So I'm like, ok, It's gotta be in here somewhere and start looking with her.
Our company started using those damn generic cartridges, so the labels on them are terrible and impossible to read.

I'm on one side of the storage room looking up and down the shelf and she's on the other.

I turn around to look at the numbers on the original cartridge again and she's on her hands and knees reaching under the shelf.

As I glance down I notice a giant tramp stamp where her shirt crept up. The tattoo says, "S L U T" with a little designy thing around it.

.....

Haha,, So now I can't stop thinking about it. I'm a normal guy yanno. I'm happily married and not thinking about anything like THAT at all, but it stirred my inner 16 year old boy.

Now the next time I see her in a meeting I won't be able to pay attention.

What say you MGOBLOG world? I thought about all those college girls that got these tats years ago.. There are gonna be grandmas with stamps soon.... wtf?

marat0044

February 11th, 2010 at 2:47 PM ^

I guess so.. I've never really thought about her like that until I saw the tat.

If I was a single guy at a bar,,,I guess I'd say...

I'd buy her a drink at 10:30, but not offer to take her home.
I'd check up on her at 11:30, and see what she's got going on later
I'd realize at 12:30 that she's still on her feet and ready to go.
By 1:30 I'd ask her if she has any friends that wanna join us.
By 2:30 I'd know why she had the stamp.

AKWolverine

February 11th, 2010 at 3:40 PM ^

yeah...a 6.5. Converting to the star system, she is a mid-level three star (although the tattoo suggests she might be undervalued). If she plays the timing, etc., of her recruitment right, very few will turn her away, but she's no blue-chipper (although she could really make the male-equivalent a MAC school's month by "committing").

marat0044

February 11th, 2010 at 3:48 PM ^

yeah, but if you know the "recruit" already has a stamp like that, would that increase the stars? I mean, it appears the recruit has already developed a professional work ethic and wants to be a star at the next level.
Not a sleeper for sure!

Birdman

February 11th, 2010 at 4:18 PM ^

I have scrapped the old out of ten system. Too many guru's qualifying this and that.
0 or 1
only qualifier drunk 1's they are obviously still 1's, but you wouldn't unless you could tell your friend, ah but I was drunk)
This lady is a 1. Sight unseen

octal9

February 11th, 2010 at 5:05 PM ^

I know this doesn't mean much to others, but it's been getting to me lately:

Websites need to debug their damn flash objects before they publish them. I use the debugging version of the flash player on most computers I use, and getting random popups for flash errors is NOT my idea of a good time.

edit: hell, this one even crashed my browser. Good times!

Bronco648

February 11th, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^

It'll be your own inside joke. Although, at some point, she's going to notice that you always seem to be 'amused' in her presence. So, be ready for they day she asks you "what up?"...

Bryan

February 11th, 2010 at 2:15 PM ^

Reminds me of when I was working in the US Senate and I was visiting the House Gallery listening to proceedings and there was a staffer sitting down on the floor leaning over the seat in front of her talking to a Rep and clearly visible was the tramp stamp...completely unexpected. Really do not understand what desire there would be to get a tattoo like that.

OP is 43.5

Beavis

February 11th, 2010 at 2:32 PM ^

People offering laser removal of tattoos are going to get very rich over the next 50 years.

I mean, how could you seriously EVER marry a girl that has SLUT tattooed to her lower back? Bang out a few times, sure, but marry? No way.

willywill9

February 11th, 2010 at 2:41 PM ^

I'm going to have to throw the challenge flag on that....

The tattoo actually spelled that? Who in their right mind would do that? That's the bigger question. You sure it wasn't a 'ü'? Not that it matters...