OT - Share Your Favorite One-Liners

Submitted by xtramelanin on

Mates,

Checking out of my regular food store today the lady there was having a hectic day dealing with some of the customers.  Being a familiar face to her, as I walked by she said, 'I have a new hobby...Vodka!'.   That got a smile out of me and it occurred that this board would probably have some dandy one-liners to share. 

So, share some of the best one-liners you have ever heard, said, watched, etc. and remember to keep it semi-classy for our mgoblogging ladies. 

 

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JTrain

June 25th, 2015 at 8:58 PM ^

When any girl you joke around with a lot says "what?" after you just told them something...look at their hair and say " I said your hair looks nice."



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LSAClassOf2000

June 25th, 2015 at 9:11 PM ^

I never feel comfortable with naming a favorite because there are always so many good ones in categories like this, but I was reminded of a great one by Bob Newhart earlier:

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."

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