Wow, so you'd like to shower at Penn State, and then go root for Alabama? This is why, outside of Vandy, you won't see an SEC school come remotely close to a US News World Report Top Schools list.
Beyond that, this is the lowest of the low. What kind of pathetic scumbag had the nerve to create a shirt like this? I'd be willing to bet, however, you'd see the Honey Badger wearing this around campus. That self-centered shit has his head so far up his ass that its sickening.