No electricity in Arkansas. LMAO
OT - SEC jokes
At Florida, it only takes three, not four. One to give the following speech:
To the fans and everybody in Gator Nation, I'm sorry the light went out.
I'm extremely sorry. We were hoping it would stay on for seven years like the box said it would. That was my goal, something no light in Florida has ever done.
I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any light in the country shine as brightly as the one I got today from Home Depot. You will never see anyone screw it into the socket as hard as I will screw this damn thing in.
You will never see a Florida student work harder than I will the next fifteen minutes after I read the instructions on how to take out the old light bulb, remove the shards of glass from my fingertips, and replace it with this one, then hire an electrician to finish the job.
And the other two to tell him how awesome he is.
Rooting for your conference is like kissing your sister -- only acceptable (and expected) if you're from the South.
do you still hate Fernado Rodney with a fierce and undying passion?
If I actually did hate Fernando Rodney, I would have no reason to hate him now. He's gone.
But in all fairness, while I don't really care for the guy, I'm honestly pretty indifferent about him. I just enjoy pushing people's buttons once in a while. I think some of the vitriol that others have for the guy is so ridiculous that I can't help but channel it once in a while.
I would guess you probably don't believe me, but I wouldn't blame you.
since it is usually the only woman they will ever kiss.
an indefinite member of Florida fans because as as soon as the old bulb was taken out, no matter what number of people were changing the bulb, there would surely be some sort of never ending discussion on Tim Tebow
in any SEC situation it would take a minimum of two people to change the lightbulb - one guy changing the lightbulb and the other a member of the media from CBS or ESPN.
The first person changes the bulb...the media representative would tell everyone how much more difficult it was to change that light bulb than if it were being changed in the Big Ten, Pac Ten or other conferences. Then the media representative would discuss how the depth of the room in which the bulb was being changed caused ongoing and massive pressure on the guy changing the bulb. Finally, the media member would ignore that the guy changing the bulb actually paid the bulb to light up.
with such speed.
the Tim Tebow halloween costume
+1 for pure hilarity
apply to Ohio State