OT: "Schwartz Porn" - A Lions Meme is Born.
A little side quote in a draft story on Yahoo yielded this little nugget from Lions HC Jim Schwartz:
“Some people watch adult videos on their computer,” Schwartz had told me. “I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me aroused.”Welcome to the NFL, Mr. Best. I hereby announce that all future highlights of yours be referred to as "Schwartz Porn."
Well if he can get the Lions back above .500 I'd get aroused too.
If Lions go .500 I will need to change my pants.
Kinda surprising that in a league with such a macho image, Schwartz would come out (ha!) and say that one of his new players arouses him, in any context.
Good for him. I like the guy.
NTTAWWT...
Honestly, I love Schwartz. I like his personality and I think he's going to be a good coach if given the proper amount of time. This just adds to his growing legend.
... I have heard him on Detroit radio talking about his favorite hard rock bands; here's his top 5:
1. Queensryche, “Operation: Mindcrime”
2. Judas Priest, “British Steel”
3. AC/DC, “Back in Black”
4. Metallica, “Master of Puppets”
5. Motley Crue, “Dr. Feelgood”
Source: http://www.detroitlionsblog.com/wp/archives/2009/10/09/jim-schwartzs-lo…
Quite a change from Rod Marinelli, who I think is partial to John Tesh.
Operation Mindcrime is such a great album.
Played at pad level.
My sources tell me that his shovel is sharp, his pick is sharp, and his will is outstanding.
...but Schwartz seems to be a good sort. Except for week 8, I do wish the Lions well and...
Seems like he's got a good sense of humor... he's going to need it because he's never gonna hear the end of it.
I wonder if he watches Best videos and goes to get fast food naked.
May the Schwartz be with you.