Wow. In case anyone else (like me) didn't know this yesterday, there was a shooting at the high school in Chardon, Ohio. I grew up in a northeastern suburb of Cleveland, and Chardon wasn't that far away. Initially for some reason I got the impression from thirdhand radio that no one was killed. Sadly this isn't true; as of today there have been two deaths and three wounded.
here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"