Hilarious new scandal for the New Orleans Saints. Apparently GM Mickey Loomis had a special wiring device rigged to the seat in his luxury box enabling him to listen in on opposing coaches' conversations from 2002-2004. Hurricane Katrina disabled the system and it was never repaired. The article mentions that this could potentially be a federal crime in addition to obvious NFL rules violations.
mesmerism! presidential assassinations! circuses on fire!