Maybe this is common knowledge, but I was reading here: http://thebiglead.com/?p=22126
And I came across this:
"2. At 3:30, lock in on Miami/Virginia Tech, but keep an eye on Alabama/Arkansas (my friend’s sister went to Michigan, tells me Ryan Mallett “slept with easily 100 girls” in his one year there) and California/Oregon."
If that's even half right...wow! Don't know why he was always so crabby on the sidelines. Also, how many little Mallett's around AA?
Back in the old Haloscan days
Other Chris! I miss the old
Other Chris! I miss the old Haloscan days...
How's that babby of yours?
Must be in middle school by now.
Ha ha...he's 15 months.
Ha ha...he's 15 months. Running all over the place and talking up a storm. (Already a huge Michigan fan, of course.)
I think he was more notorious
I think he was more notorious for being a dick when the ladyfolk shot him down (which happened often).
Winnar. Mallett was a dick
Winnar. Mallett was a dick during his social time at Michigan.
have you heard the FIJI
have you heard the FIJI story?
Hmm, I had a couple good
Hmm, I had a couple good friends in FIJI, but a story isn't specifically coming to mind. What happened?
As a FIJI, I would also like
As a FIJI, I would also like to hear this story.
Alright...
This story is
Alright...
This story is obviously from two years ago and I really don't remember the source of the story... However it was not someone in FIJI. I think it was from someone who was a Sports Management major and worked in the Athletic Department.
So as the story goes, Ryan Mallett liked to party at FIJI. At a party, he brings a girl up to a room (i believe in the house). He proceeds to whip his dick out and says "Bitch, Whatcha gunna do about it". I just remember my friends and I calling him Ryan "Whatcha gunna do about it" Mallett for the rest of the year.
Hopefully someone else can confirm that they've heard this story too.
He was a QB at Michigan
He was a QB at Michigan, I can't possibly see how it is incorrect.
I once had to comfort Cap'n Crunch after he had been sailing for 7 years only to come home to his wife in bed with Count Chocula.
well a condom works 99% of
well a condom works 99% of the time if used correctly, assuming you're intelligent. so playing the odds, i would say 50 little Malletts.
GO BLUE
minus
the number of women who used b control
Burn The Ships
That's more than
the total number of his completed forward passes.
How many times did he fumble
How many times did he fumble trying to pull his dick out of his shorts?
Got a quarter?
He might break Will
He might break Will Chamberlins record
Give me negative points
Will Chamberlin was quite the
Will Chamberlin was quite the lady's man, but he was half the basketball player that Gary Bird, Julian Irving, and Michael Jackson were
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A++++++ post
A++++++ post
His name is Wilt Chamberlain.
His name is Wilt Chamberlain. And I doubt it.
He might break Will
Double post
Give me negative points
maybe that's why he transferred
looking to move on to greener pastures where he hasn't banged everthing there.
sheeit...
then why go to AR-KANSAS (insert Les Miles pronounciation)?
he shoulda pulled a Threet and went to Arizona State!
I have yet
to hear a single person refute that he was a complete out of control party animal at Michigan.
It doesn't add up
....I heard he doesn't like "the spread"
The Free Press is dead to me
maybe he's more
of an 'under center' kind of guy.
oh Ryan "Whatcha gunna do
oh Ryan "Whatcha gunna do about it" Mallett...
Why couldn't he throw an
Why couldn't he throw an accurate pass? Sounds like he knows how to hit the spot.
How did ol' Wilt get so many women? Hope he didn't perform
like his name states, or maybe that was his nickname.
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
Big Dipper
Wilt's nickname was The Big Dipper.
EDIT: That's one of his nicknames, not the only.
Wilt
The stilt
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Boom
Malletted.
Boom
Mallettio!
GO BLUE
I'm really hoping that
I'm really hoping that "Malletio" is an incredible play on fellatio. PLEASE let this enter the lexicon.
No problem..
I find nothing wrong with Mallett's behavior; all good QB's are at least a little bit cocky.
Mallett with hole in pocket
Mallett with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Let's eat Grandpa.
You think he ever got this line?
Is that a Mallett in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
"You come at the king...you best not miss."
Don't know why he was always
Don't know why he was always so crabby on the sidelines
Have you seen the girls at Michigan?
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Sideways vagina's weren't his
Sideways vagina's weren't his thing?
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Ryan Mallett is a one-man
Ryan Mallett is a one-man hearsay machine.
Galileo was also chastised.
This Thread
Is SO Michigan Fan. A kid leaves home to come play for their beloved Wolverines, and for whatever reason, it doesn' work out.
So, there's a thousand rumors about said player being some kind of "dick"--and without sustantiation, these rumors take off and become fact.
Of course, all the intranets phonies chirp in with their "knowledge" of "people who knew...someone who said...that told someone else..." and yada yada, before you know it, yet another player tossed under the bus by Michigan Fans who want to do nothing but blame players for everything that's gone wrong with Michigan football now that Big, Bad, Ugly Lloyd Carr is out of the way, and St Rodriguez has taken over.
Michigan fans: Phonies. Self righteous, pathetic hypocrites who want to have someone to blame for the misery that is their life because all their emotions and self worth is tied up into a game played by 19-22 year-old kids that they have NO FUCKING idea who they are, what they do, the sacrifices they make, and what it takes to succeed at anything.
But the intranets provide a safe haven for these freaks to hide behind and criticise everyone for everything, don't they?
That being said, it is what it is.
Jeepers!
That whole rant was spectacular.
About the time I got to "self-righteous pathetic hypocrites who want to have someone to blame for the misery that is their life" I found it difficult to not guffaw out loud at the irony of your post.
I hope your beer tastes better once the bile has subsided -> insert smiley face here.
Starving for some wins!
You Wouldn't Know Irony
if it bitch-slapped you in your pussy.
That being said, it is what it is.
I might know it
if it bitch slapped my brain however.
If it's in Wikepedia, it must be true: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony
"Irony (from the Ancient Greek εἰρωνεία eirōneía, meaning hypocrisy, deception, or feigned ignorance) is a situation, literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity, discordance, or unintended connection that goes beyond the most evident meaning."
And leave my pussy out of this. She's old, spayed and walks with a limp.
Starving for some wins!
I use the Alanis Morisette
I use the Alanis Morisette definition of Irony, thank you.
Which is to say, not ironic at all.
Pronounced Ahh-Neh-Muh
A-fucking-men. College
A-fucking-men. College football fans are creepy.
OR...
Maybe it would occur to you that these rumors were going on starting pretty much day 1 that year. All the students knew about it, and many of them had seen him acting like a dick at parties, because he went to a lot of them. These rumors weren't started after he left out of spite, it was an on-running joke that entire semester. Maybe you shouldn't make comments about stuff you know nothing about.
You mean
Kinda like how you flame RR every chance you get?
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Define Irony: A person with
Define Irony: A person with the screen name of hotcarlweathers calling other people creepy.
I thought irony was a bunch
I thought irony was a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
I'm still trying to figure out
I'm still trying to figure out when Gary Bird played in the NBA.
There was a poster who claimed to be friends? housemates? with Ryan Mallett's official girlfriend and if half of what was said was true, yeah, he was a manskank.